#1
Hey I have a question. If you had sex over two months ago and the girl wasn't pregnant yet, is it basically past the time that she could get pregnant? Thanks.
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You had sex with her two months ago?

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#10
I don't understand what's so funny.

We made love and she said she was pregnant but I told her no she's not because it has been so long I thought you got pregnant the day after
#11
Has she had her period in the last two months?
Women get a period every month, and if you miss a period, you're pregnant.
If you sexed, had a period, then missed a period, it's probably just some jacked up hormones or something. Or raep.
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Has she had her period in the last two months?
Women get a period every month, and if you miss a period, you're pregnant.


Duh...
#17
This thread is funny.

Listen. If she has had a period since then she isn't pregnant. If she hasn't then get her to do a pregnancy test. Though some women apparently don't really notice. Pregnancy test. She'll not be showing yet as it's still the first trimester if she is pregnant.
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I don't understand what's so funny.

We made love and she said she was pregnant but I told her no she's not because it has been soWe made love long I thought you got pregnant the day after


wtf? made love? from a pit monkey?

that's the first time i've seen that on here haha.

but anyways, u know, there's a little something called a pregnancy test that can tell you right away if she's pregnant or not. check it out at your local pharmacy.

man i've been seeing too many of these teen pregnancy threads lately. what the **** is wrong with you guys?!!!
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I don't understand what's so funny.

We made love and she said she was pregnant but I told her no she's not because it has been so long I thought you got pregnant the day after


Pregnancy usually lasts longer than 2 months, y'know.
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#22
Of course she's had a period every girl does....


But I don't think I'm big enough to make her bleed so I don't know why she bled with her period it was really gross could that be because of the baby?
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Quote by Shackman10
Of course she's had a period every girl does....


But I don't think I'm big enough to make her bleed so I don't know why she bled with her period it was really gross could that be because of the baby?



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#25
Quote by Shackman10
Of course she's had a period every girl does....


But I don't think I'm big enough to make her bleed so I don't know why she bled with her period it was really gross could that be because of the baby?


I need to go to the hospital I facepalmed so hard.
#26
Quote by Shackman10
Of course she's had a period every girl does....


But I don't think I'm big enough to make her bleed so I don't know why she bled with her period it was really gross could that be because of the baby?

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#29
You can't report a thread because you don't like it.


Well I suppose you can, but hopefully it won't be acted upon.
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#32
if you had sex 2 months ago, she either got pregnant or she didnt. she cant still get pregnant from it.

if she hasnt had her period for the past 2 months, then there is a decent chance she is pregnant. if she/you are too stupid to figure that out, im sorry.

if she is worried, have her take a pregnancy test.