#1
I need to quickly BS a half page essay on how patience has helped me in my life. Any suggestions?
#2
hmm... well, writing the paper could be a whole topic in itself...
#3
Not knowing how it has helped your life I can offer no such suggestions.
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#6
One time when you were driving you were patient at a light and someone else decided to run it. They got hit by a semi and died in a smorgasbord... wait, what the f*ck? ...a big mess of flames and wreckage and because of that you learned to be patient and therefore you will not die for a little while.
Studies have shown that 92% of guitar players are close-minded. Copy this into your signature if you're part of the 8% who enjoy rap.
#7
Gimme a few days, I'll solve your problem for you, I just need time to think...

EDIT:

Write an essay on how you were struggling to write an essay, came to the pit, and asked how to bullshit your way through it. Some guy said "gimme a few days". A few days later, he come up with this idea.#

Conclusion? Patience has helped you bullshit your way through a "how patience has helped me" essay.
#8
dude, come on
talk about anything youve had to learn over the years (instruments!?)
most skills you pick up take a lot of patience
▲I had a friend once
►He took some acid
▼Now he thinks he's a fire engine
#9
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I doubt the pit will have the patience to help you with the essay


...Oops
Studies have shown that 92% of guitar players are close-minded. Copy this into your signature if you're part of the 8% who enjoy rap.
#10
"I've never given up, will sieze opportunities and follow through, etc"

Something like that. I'd think up more but I'm too impatient.
#11
turn it in late, and BS to the teacher about how you had to be patient with your ideas in writing it.
#12
Haha, FaF I like that.

2nd idea:
You were patient enough to sit and watch 20mins of a bad porno where all you can see is the guy's ass crack and his balls smacking the camera. You couldn't fast forward a few mins because the video was ****ed and would return to the beginning.

Your teacher will love you.
#15
You were patient enough to last hours in sex until you came blood.
#17
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turn it in late, and BS to the teacher about how you had to be patient with your ideas in writing it.

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