#1
I keep waking with a hard penis having to piss,the trouble is I can only release the pressure by bending down and have no one to watch my back here in the Philip Morris home for wayward boys so the whole process is a perspiring event,drilling the virgin North and all that.
Any advice UG?
Oh this is a serious question thread locker guy so try to be of some help if there is already a hard penis thread I've missed please point me to that.
#2
hmmm
maybe if you had a toss before you go to bed?
could possibly help
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#3
Quote by Ttenneb
hmmm
maybe if you had a toss before you go to bed?
could possibly help


That ALWAYS helps.
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#4
yeh wank before bed and take sleeping pills
piss before bed
dont drink as much?
Pull my finger

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#5
tl;dr

fap
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#6
Quote by Ttenneb
hmmm
maybe if you had a toss before you go to bed?
could possibly help


Yeah, but make sure it's at least an hour before you go to bed. Jerking off increases your heart rate and sends endorphines to the brain, meaning you won't be able to get to sleep as quickly. Having sex is good for sleeping though as it's basically very physical excercise, but since it's an all male school your at, good luck finding someone


Wow. I just made fapping sound scientific!
#7
Quote by pawnshopguitars
Yeah, but make sure it's at least an hour before you go to bed. Jerking off increases your heart rate and sends endorphines to the brain, meaning you won't be able to get to sleep as quickly. Having sex is good for sleeping though as it's basically very physical excercise, but since it's an all male school your at, good luck finding someone


Wow. I just made fapping sound scientific!



haha SiGGeD
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#8
Quote by Ttenneb
hmmm
maybe if you had a toss before you go to bed?
could possibly help


#9
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haha SiGGeD


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Shamelessly bumping threads long forsaken to the bottom of The Pit, back to the first page with highly irrelevant or an easily dismissed generic comment.

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Quote by soulflyV
Here, gentlemen, we have a rare breed; commonly called the Necro-bumper.

Shamelessly bumping threads long forsaken to the bottom of The Pit, back to the first page with highly irrelevant or an easily dismissed generic comment.

Stand back and gaze in his beauty.

You're so observant.
#17
Quote by soulflyV
Here, gentlemen, we have a rare breed; commonly called the Necro-bumper.

Shamelessly bumping threads long forsaken to the bottom of The Pit, back to the first page with highly irrelevant or an easily dismissed generic comment.

Stand back and gaze in his beauty.


ok it sounded a good idea at the time.. but i dropped it ok eff up
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#19
Quote by boj
ok it sounded a good idea at the time.. but i dropped it ok eff up


Aw...and I thought I'd been sigged
#21
Quote by soulflyV
He bumped the thread again!


It wasn't me who bumped it the last time. I can't take the credit for another guy's hard work. And as for my second 'bump', is posting a reply 41 minutes after the previous one really bumping a thread? Really?
#22
Wow, this is the first time I'm going to say this, but fap. Jerkin the gherkin will make your sleep alot better.
#23
Quote by pawnshopguitars
It wasn't me who bumped it the last time. I can't take the credit for another guy's hard work. And as for my second 'bump', is posting a reply 41 minutes after the previous one really bumping a thread? Really?


wat


Nah, I was talking to you about the 'boj' guy.

He bumped it to sig your post, then didn't, and then he bumped to respond to me about his necro bump.

He's a chronic bumper, lol.
#24
On a more serious level, you may have some prostate problems, maybe a small infection.
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#25
Quote by soulflyV
wat


Nah, I was talking to you about the 'boj' guy.

He bumped it to sig your post, then didn't, and then he bumped to respond to me about his necro bump.

He's a chronic bumper, lol.


My most humble apologies to you sir. I retract my statement
#26
go back to sleep once you wake up, and repeat.
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