Poll: Favourite Condom
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View poll results: Favourite Condom
I Have A Favourite Brand
7 27%
Bareback - None
4 15%
Star Wars Condom
9 35%
I just get whatever is in stock
5 19%
Flavoured
1 4%
Voters: 26.
#7
Trojan magnum.

Its not so much that my dick is huge, its just big enough to make normal trojans really uncomfortable

So the magnums are a touch big, but at least they dont choke my dick!

And lifestyles are the worst. They smell like someone took a steaming shit on your dick.
#9
Quote by smb
I hate condoms. It's not real sex if you're wearing a bag.



thats the attitutde that causes so many pregnancies which are unwanted
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#10
Sico...
Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


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#11
Quote by smb
I hate condoms. It's not real sex if you're wearing a bag.





And on subject, thin but safe.
El-Danny

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#13
i get told to get extra safe ones.
she really dont want any children yet. unlike her sister who got one at 15....

however, flavoured ones are starting to be more frequent. strawberry is favourite for her.
#14
Just superglue your pee hole. Or get some cling wrap.
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#15
Quote by smb
I hate condoms. It's not real sex if you're wearing a bag.


Nor is it real sex if you do it by your self...
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long hair is cool mate

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#16
MOENAYSHAWT!!


i mean err, be responsible and weara trojan extra sensitive!
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#17
Quote by shotbythepope
Just superglue your pee hole. Or get some cling wrap.
Mental picture of an exploding ****.

Thanks dude.
#18
I like to wear a sock over my dick.
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ANIMALS LIE DOWN.
that's just what they do.
there's probably humans doing the same thing.
quit being so paranoid.


#19
as thin as possible. and not to tight. I ones got some package which where pretty cheap and safe. but they hurt when you just put them on.
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#21
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What is UG's favourite Condom,

Condom stories are welcum, bring a bit of flavour to the thread.


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#22
Quote by x0rsist
thats the attitutde that causes so many pregnancies which are unwanted
No it's not. Get the bitch on the pill.
#23
Quote by smb
No it's not. Get the bitch on the pill.

The pill dosn't have a 100% sucsess rate. The only way to screw it up with a condom is if you put it on wrong so it bursts.

And WTF are you going to do if your getting with a girl at a party or something? I know its a bit of a moment killer to go "hang on and let me put this on." But its a hellovalot better then "take these pills, have one a day when you start your next peroid, then a month after that we can sex!"


Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
El-Danny

Quote by americnidiot
You keep seeing songs like KoC, SMBH, and Hysteria showing up on games, but I want Micro Cuts on either Rock Band or Sing Star. I want to see numerous masses of kids staring at the tv wondering what the hell they're supposed to do.
#25
Quote by eldanny
The pill dosn't have a 100% sucsess rate. The only way to screw it up with a condom is if you put it on wrong so it bursts.

And WTF are you going to do if your getting with a girl at a party or something? I know its a bit of a moment killer to go "hang on and let me put this on." But its a hellovalot better then "take these pills, have one a day when you start your next peroid, then a month after that we can sex!"


Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.


Thanks for telling us how to live our lives, Captain Buzzkill.
#26
Quote by eldanny
The pill dosn't have a 100% sucsess rate. The only way to screw it up with a condom is if you put it on wrong so it bursts.

And WTF are you going to do if your getting with a girl at a party or something? I know its a bit of a moment killer to go "hang on and let me put this on." But its a hellovalot better then "take these pills, have one a day when you start your next peroid, then a month after that we can sex!"


Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
The pill is plenty good enough. For a one-off? Pull out, oral only or put up with a condom. Quit preaching anyway.
#27
enjoy your aids sire! muhahaha
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#28
Ummm...Trojan, the only kind that fit right. :/
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