Poll: What do you call your female parent?
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View poll results: What do you call your female parent?
"Mother"
25 3%
"Mom"
460 54%
"Mum"
222 26%
"Mommy"
23 3%
"Mummy"
16 2%
"Ma"
63 7%
Her first name
20 2%
I don't have a mom.
27 3%
Voters: 858.
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#1
Well?
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2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.
#2
Sammichmaker.
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#4
Her first name,or mom or mother.
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#8
the only thing i've ever said to my mom is, "get back in the kitchen bitch!"

seriously, i call her mom.
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#9
Mam
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#11
Dinner.
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#13
Mother Dearest
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#15
mom.
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#18
Megh! Just like Eric Cartman
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#20
Maman. She's French. And I speak to her in French, after all, it would seem appropriate...

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#21
Mum, Mother or Mama.

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#24
Mom, but mother when I feel formal
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#25
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You made this already.


Yea I tried like 3 times but kept messing up on the poll

Very noobish of me.
1. Open My Computer.
2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.
#26
Milf
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#27
whats happend to UG , many sons of bitchs???
these guys call their mother's a bitch?
obviously she raised them right
#28
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Maman. She's French. And I speak to her in French, after all, it would seem appropriate...

Same..either that or 'Man which would be the abbreviated version.
#33
lol, people call their moms dude.
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#34
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#35
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Same..either that or 'Man which would be the abbreviated version.



Yeah, it does contract into an adolescent grunt of 'mmun...' quite well
#36
"Mai"
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#37
my mom gets mad if i call her anything but mom

so i call her anything but mom
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#39
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Sammichmaker.




well, im english so i call her mum
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#40
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Sammichmaker.


lmfao!!!!
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