#1
This thread is only meant for humor, no serious revenge attempts should take place because of this thread.

This will either be an epic fail or a massive win. Anyway, the rules to this thread are simple. Just write the following 3 things.

1.) Who or what you wish revenge upon
2.) Why you wish revenge upon them
3.) How you plan to take revenge upon this person (optional)

Thats pretty much it, go for it. No restrictions for this thread, so yeah, lets see what you come up with.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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#2
You for making this thread.
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#3
Revenge is bad. Think not lowly of those who have done bad unto you but of why they have done so in the first place.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#4
Food for making me fat, my plan of action is to eat all the food in the world so it doesn't affect the rest of the wrold.
#5
my neighbour made my dog get taken away by cops because he barked.

so I will put him in a trance and force him to Goatse himself
If The Sun Refused To Shine
I Would Still Be Loving You
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There Would Still Be You And Me

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#6
Kensai
For calling my camera a commie
I'm gonna get him in his sleep (we're sorted out a really good deal, depending on who attempts to kill who frist and what happens should either of us get caught by the other person)
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#7
WEBBDIT: Silly post. Deleted contents.
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#8
Webb, you are hereby banned from the metal forum. GTFO nub.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#10
Who? The supermarket Tesco

Why? For vastly overcharging and increasing their prices sky high

How? I'll infiltrate the store and replace the button that opens tills with a button that detonates c4

"Yes that'll be exactly £3000.93"

"here ya go!"

BOOM!
#12
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I think some judicious post deleting is in order...


It's too late. I copied your post. Your angsty teen-ness is forever immortalized in my text buffer. (or until I copy something else)
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#13
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Revenge is a dish best served cold.



i want revenge on revenge for being so damn cold...

i plan on throwing it into a oven...or just hugging it to death because i love it so much
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#14
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Revenge is bad. Think not lowly of those who have done bad unto you but of why they have done so in the first place.

Revenge tastes good...


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You'll Never Walk Alone
#15
Why has no one wanted to exact any revenge lately?
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#17
Wipe your sweaty balls on someone's pizza.
Wipe your sweaty balls on someone's pizza.
Wipe your sweaty balls on someone's pizza.
Wipe your sweaty balls on someone's pizza.
Wipe your sweaty balls on someone's pizza.
Wipe your sweaty balls on someone's pizza.
Wipe your sweaty balls on someone's pizza.