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So I was in English class. I was rubbing my eye and my contact moved back into my eye, so I asked to go to the bathroom to fix it. So I walk in, the only stall is open and no ones out and around so I figure I'm alone, but I hear noises. Fapping and panting. I was like "....o.O" So when I walk towards the mirror my shoe squeaks and all I hear is *fap pant fap pant fap pant fap-* Just goes completely quiet. So I finish my business with my contact slowly walk out and creek the door. I wait about five seconds, and I swing the door open and there is really loud fapping and what not then just silence. And I was just like "Dude, seriously?"


Has anyone else walked into a bathroom at school only to hear someone spicing their weasel?
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OH MY GOD. Like... what the ****?!

that's so bad!!!! bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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#8
that's happened to me at my school. some junior was doin it and panting hard while me and my friends walked in to wash our hands,

he changed schools a month later


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O.O

i have not experienced that. Why do people do that in school?! just wait a few hours and do it when you get home! its creepy! But kinda funny...
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#12
id suggest that himself and his hand get a room instead of using the school bathroom
none of us want to hear that
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Wtf! Where Was He!?
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Wtf! Where Was He!?


the bathroom stall...
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Something else funny happened to me today in english that has to do with the bathroom

My best friend miles walks by my english room to go to take a piss, my english room is right beside the washroom. I sit RIGHT atthe front beside teh door, so he was acting like an idiot to get my attention. Hes making gestures like "Go to the bathroom". So I go, and were talking outside the bathroom, I acctually had to piss so I went in, he followed so he wasnt alone. Our school ahs a special needs class (downs syndrome, autism ect.) and one of the downs kids walked in and starts taking a shit, hes grunting and groaning and me and miles are nearly pissing ourselves laughing then he farts and we heard a giant splash and spurt and a "AHHHHHHHHH!!" like in relief. We left the washroom and were sitting against the lockers closest to us laughing SOOOOOOO hard, miles acctually had tears in his eyes, funniest thing thats happened this year!
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Something else funny happened to me today in english that has to do with the bathroom

My best friend miles walks by my english room to go to take a piss, my english room is right beside the washroom. I sit RIGHT atthe front beside teh door, so he was acting like an idiot to get my attention. Hes making gestures like "Go to the bathroom". So I go, and were talking outside the bathroom, I acctually had to piss so I went in, he followed so he wasnt alone. Our school ahs a special needs class (downs syndrome, autism ect.) and one of the downs kids walked in and starts taking a shit, hes grunting and groaning and me and miles are nearly pissing ourselves laughing then he farts and we heard a giant splash and spurt and a "AHHHHHHHHH!!" like in relief. We left the washroom and were sitting against the lockers closest to us laughing SOOOOOOO hard, miles acctually had tears in his eyes, funniest thing thats happened this year!

Awww, dude, what the hell?
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Awww, dude, what the hell?



I know...was distgusting...but abso-****ing-lutely hilarious at the same time
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this is full of win


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this reminds me....in 8th grade this kid...well from what i could see at the time...well damn!!!

it looked like a shit grenade went off...maybe 3 of them haha..it was on the ceiling and stall walls...and it was on the ground outside of the stall...and his clothes were outside of the stall covered in shit...all of his clothes...and i could just hear crying and talking to his mom...hahahaha


and yes that is all 100% real...thats to good to make up


and well my middle school (grades 6-8) was just full of crazy stuff like either sexual stuff (head or hand jobs..or what ever....lap dances with a bit of stripping) in class or sex on the stairs haha


fapping every now and then too
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So I was in English class. I was rubbing my eye and my contact moved back into my eye, so I asked to go to the bathroom to fix it. So I walk in, the only stall is open and no ones out and around so I figure I'm alone, but I hear noises. Fapping and panting. I was like "....o.O" So when I walk towards the mirror my shoe squeaks and all I hear is *fap pant fap pant fap pant fap-* Just goes completely quiet. So I finish my business with my contact slowly walk out and creek the door. I wait about five seconds, and I swing the door open and there is really loud fapping and what not then just silence. And I was just like "Dude, seriously?"


Has anyone else walked into a bathroom at school only to hear someone spicing their weasel?

I probably would've said "fap!" Whenever my two friends or I see a hot chick, we say fap.
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You should have ran into the stall and yelled "hay guiseee let's play yahtzeee!"
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Something else funny happened to me today in english that has to do with the bathroom

My best friend miles walks by my english room to go to take a piss, my english room is right beside the washroom. I sit RIGHT atthe front beside teh door, so he was acting like an idiot to get my attention. Hes making gestures like "Go to the bathroom". So I go, and were talking outside the bathroom, I acctually had to piss so I went in, he followed so he wasnt alone. Our school ahs a special needs class (downs syndrome, autism ect.) and one of the downs kids walked in and starts taking a shit, hes grunting and groaning and me and miles are nearly pissing ourselves laughing then he farts and we heard a giant splash and spurt and a "AHHHHHHHHH!!" like in relief. We left the washroom and were sitting against the lockers closest to us laughing SOOOOOOO hard, miles acctually had tears in his eyes, funniest thing thats happened this year!

thats pretty harsh man, yea its funny hearing people crap. But I bet you if it was a normal kid you would be like "dude thats nasty," you only found it funny because a kid with a mental illness was crapping. Thats harsh.
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Lmaooo win dude, just win
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thats pretty harsh man, yea its funny hearing people crap. But I bet you if it was a normal kid you would be like "dude thats nasty," you only found it funny because a kid with a mental illness was crapping. Thats harsh.



Its not the fact that he had a mental illness, just that as we walked to teh door we heard AHHHHHHH *sploosh*

You HAVE to admit its funny
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Its not the fact that he had a mental illness, just that as we walked to teh door we heard AHHHHHHH *sploosh*

You HAVE to admit its funny


i agree, i found it funny.
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Its not the fact that he had a mental illness, just that as we walked to teh door we heard AHHHHHHH *sploosh*

You HAVE to admit its funny


I for one found it funny because I thought of a kid with downs syndrome in a life or death struggle on the porcelain battlefield.
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#30
Dude... some kid last year, i think he was mentally retarded, was standing up butt-naked in the boys' bathroom fapping in front of the mirror.

Luckily I wasn't the one who saw it, but it happened a few times with the same guy... just different people walked in on him.


And one day i got REALLY scared, because i was walking down the hall, and right in between me and my classroom was guess who.... THAT GUY! And he was just staring me down for a while, then he started unzipping his pants. I was like, "O MY GOSH, I'M GONNA GET RAPED IN SCHOOL!!!! "

But i just ran to my class, and he just kept standing there.... worst. moment. EVER.
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This is a bit akward...
That same thing happened to my friend Miles a day ago. I wasn't with him but i was in the same class and my name is Brandon. And he went to the bathroom and a special guy was taking a shit and grunting. Or so he says...
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I for one found it funny because I thought of a kid with downs syndrome in a life or death struggle on the porcelain battlefield.


I lol'd hard.

OP is a repost, though. I swear to God, Baby Jesus, and the Holy Ghost I've read it already on the Pit. A few weeks ago, I'd say.
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Dude... some kid last year, i think he was mentally retarded, was standing up butt-naked in the boys' bathroom fapping in front of the mirror.

Luckily I wasn't the one who saw it, but it happened a few times with the same guy... just different people walked in on him.


And one day i got REALLY scared, because i was walking down the hall, and right in between me and my classroom was guess who.... THAT GUY! And he was just staring me down for a while, then he started unzipping his pants. I was like, "O MY GOSH, I'M GONNA GET RAPED IN SCHOOL!!!! "

But i just ran to my class, and he just kept standing there.... worst. moment. EVER.



whoa...dude...amazing


hahahaha maybe he wanted to fap with someone...or to someone..or for someone??
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#34
This story I have only heard, not witnessed.
Grade 12 we're talking about here. Before the teacher arrived to the class (it was in a portable. It took some time to get to), the "rebel" guy pulls down his pants to his ankles and attempts (I can't remember if he does or not) to masturbate.

o_O
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^ Whoa... do you even go on UG anymore. I don't think I've seen you in ages.
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