Poll: Would you suck your own dick?
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View poll results: Would you suck your own dick?
Yes, it would feel way better than fapping
39 44%
No, gross
49 56%
Voters: 88.
#1
If you could, would you suck your own dick?

I wouldn't
grok it.

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#3
yeah i probably would. and i think if you really could, you would, no matter what you say now.
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#5
it's not gay to suck your own dick, it's only gay if you cum in your own mouth

that being said, no i wouldn't
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#6
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I would do it in the school bathroom.

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#9
Hell yes.

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Fuck off.
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#10
Quote by HighPotency
This was done before... use the search bar next time.

no i wouldn't suck the search bar either it's been used way to much.

if that's what you're asking
grok it.

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#11
This has only been done 50 times. It's a good one though, I'm guessing the majority would, they just wouldn't admit to it?
#12
no, i wouldn't...

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I would do it in the school bathroom.

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i take it you saw that thread a while ago about the kid that fapped in school?
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#13
everybody who said no is ****ing lying to themselves.
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#14
this has already been a thread


and yes i might....you masturbate with your own hand and that doesnt mean your gay...so same concept
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#15
That's like asking "If you could, would you make your own sammiches?". What do you think women are for, anyways? Are you trying to render them totally useless?!


#16
Quote by amazing FretMan
this has already been a thread


and yes i might....you masturbate with your own hand and that doesnt mean your gay...so same concept

Not that it would make me gay, it wouldn't, it's just that it would be gross in your mouth
grok it.

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#17
Quote by joshua029
no, i wouldn't...


i take it you saw that thread a while ago about the kid that fapped in school?


Yes, yes I did.
#18
Hell yes.


Fuck off.




cool your jets man
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#19
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Do we have a POSSIBLE new meme?

Not in any sense of the word, man. Good God, what crack cocaine are you on, boy? Jesus Christ.

But yeah, if I felt like masturbating, I'd totally rather suck myself than just jack off.
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#20
Quote by Sonicxlover
Hell yes.
+1

It'd be much better than wanking.
#21
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cool your jets man


I'm just sick of forced memes. Russell wtf and Faster Tom Runn is the most idiotic shit on god's green earth.
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#22
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Yes, yes I did.


then you sir must also be scarred for life with that image in your head. dang that TS...
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#24
Quote by Jett Diamond
Not in any sense of the word, man. Good God, what crack cocaine are you on, boy? Jesus Christ.

But yeah, if I felt like masturbating, I'd totally rather suck myself than just jack off.


so much hate from such a simple, jokeingly post. Jesus Christ
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#25
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then you sir must also be scarred for life with that image in your head. dang that TS...


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#26
yes o course i would do it

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#27


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#28
oh my god i can't believe the amount of people that voted yes

i don't think it'll taste that pleasant and it'll kinda make u gay for more dick
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#29
Quote by Crimson Ghost
it's not gay to suck your own dick, it's only gay if you cum in your own mouth

that being said, no i wouldn't

That's why you suck it and cum on someone else
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#30
I'm not gay,

but if i could, I most certainly would

and really there is nothing gay about it

it's YOUR body remember? you can do whatever you want with it
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#31
No, anyway I don't fap so I wouldn't be sucking myself off either

But there are some people flexible enough to do it, or you could have 2 of your lower ribs removed so you could do it
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#34
i wouldnt, the taste would be terrible. and im slightly suprised that so many people have said yes
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#35
Pffft I already do, allll the time. Amateurs.

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#37
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#38
Quote by thedudemeister
i wouldnt, the taste would be terrible. and im slightly suprised that so many people have said yes


Quote by Aftertime
oh my god i can't believe the amount of people that voted yes

i don't think it'll taste that pleasant and it'll kinda make u gay for more dick


Clearly, some people here have not had their hhwang in someone else's mouth.

Also, I don't know whether to be amazed or incredibly saddened that I knew this is what the question would be as soon as I saw the words "if you could."
#39
Quote by Survivalism
Clearly, some people here have not had their hhwang in someone else's mouth.

Also, I don't know whether to be amazed or incredibly saddened that I knew this is what the question would be as soon as I saw the words "if you could."


hmmmm, regardless of the pleasure, i still wouldnt suck myself off.
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