#1
How would you rate driving a mini van and why?
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For someone married and who has kids, 10/10.

Otherwise, 3/10-7/10 depending on the circumstances.

Driving an SUV is an automatic 0/10 unless you have a large family and are towing something massive.
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#4
They're fun to drive.
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#5
2/10
super lame and bad gas mileage
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#6
7/10

I drive one.

that and a little blue car with heart seat covers.


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#8
I see no problem with it, mini vans are kickass, since you can get over 37 small mexicans in one.
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#9
what's a ten?
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#11
I'll only drive our mini van if I need to bring lots of people/ stuff somewhere. Otherwise I stick with my car.
So 5/10 if I have access to the car. It's still a vehicle and better than walking.
9/10 if it's full of people/stuff.
#12
I had a tour bus once it was great. It was a Sherpa Van and it was me driving it. So it was just me with a van, actually.

8/10, great for touring and gigs.

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#13
-7/10

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#14
I drive a mini van!!!!! So it automatically gets a 10/10. But if I'm not behind the wheel? 3/10.
#15
my sister has a mini van and i use that to get to school because i totaled my car


but like 4/10.. But thats only because you cant drift in it or take it anywhere near as fast as my last car
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#16
Its not so bad. I mean, on the cool factor its like a 0/10. On the gas factor, idk, probably like a 5/10, cause it's not as bad as say a ford f-250 or a Suburban. On the feasibility and comfort factor it gets a 10/10. The reason for that is because minivans are comfy and convenient. Also a big thing: its really easy to load a lot of band gear in one. Try loading a couple amps and guitars with a drumset and all the other necessities for a small gig in a honda civic...haha...

I guess it all depends on whats important to you.

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#17
Minivans are fine if you have a family, or are planning to tour around the country with your band.

Since we all know that's never going to happen, it's best to stick with your bicycle.
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How would you rate driving a mini van and why?

10

Because I have a minivan.


Really. I do. 1991 Mazda MPV.

Is it a GREAT mode of transportation? Hell no. It has a loose, EXTREMELY, aggrivatingly screeching belt, it has no pull whatsoever, so trying to accelerate on any kind of upward slope is completely out of the question, and it has a short in the steering column that turns my fog lights on randomly during the day, draining my battery enough to make it not start, and almost always need a jump if I don't disconnect the battery when it sits for more than 5 hours.


Again, not a GREAT mode of transportation, but a mode of transportation nonetheless.
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I use the Impala whenever I can....

Otherwise I have a 2000 GMC Safari
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Otherwise I have a 2000 GMC Safari

Hey, if it weren't for the terrible gas mileage, I would drive one of those.

They can be customised to an AMAZING level. They're basically mini RVs.

Enough room to sleep/sit, a tv, a gaming setup, kickass sound system, and then you can do up the interior.


You would just need a toilet/bathing station.
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#24
I would say 1/10 under normal circumstances, HOWEVER - and this is a big however (note the uppercase letters) - if you're hotboxing it I'd knock that up to a 8 or 9/10
#25
Sh1tty mini vans (anything domestic, ie chev, dodge, ford, etc) suck huge donky dong. Thats why I got a Toyota. All leather, GPS, DVD player, step rails, awesome sound system, etc etc...totally optioned out. Cost me over $65 G's and it's frikin awesome.
#26
8/10
I got a cool silver van with a spoiler, nice wheels, and a v6 engine.

It ****ing rips. I want to put a 12 cylinder in it heh.
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