#1
So im a guy, and for the last 4 or 5 months my ass has been bleeding, it only bleeds when i wipe after i make my bears.

Now its normally not a lot, and at first i thought i might of been wiping to hard, but it persisted, it was about every other time,
and about 2 weeks ago, i let out a bit of gas afterward and it bled a bit more than usual, i got freaked so i told my mother afterwords.

yes it is very gross.

yes i shall see a doctor soon,
but does anyone know what it might be?

my cousin had a similar problem a few months ago and he got surgery for it, but his case seems a bit different cause he bled at random times.
#2
...That happened to me last week, but I just shrugged it off....

I should probably go to a doctor for it, too.
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#6
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See a doctor SOON dude! It could be colon cancer!


are you serious or are you ****ing my chain ? xD

EDIT:
I googled it
i have all the symptoms except the last one which is weight loss,
now im kinda more scared.
Last edited by thefoundationof at Sep 5, 2008,
#7
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are you serious or are you ****ing my chain ? xD

I'm serious, I looked up the symptoms butt (lol) it said if there's a tumor it doesn't bleed consistently but it's still serious shit (lol).
#8
only on UG, where asking the pit is your most reliable source of information for serious problems like a bleeding asshole


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#9
anal fissure?

its a tear in your cornhole, dont think its too serious. but im a UG member, not a doctor.

but get it checked out anyway.
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only on UG, where asking the pit is your most reliable source of information for serious problems like a bleeding asshole



ahahaha true that
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#11
jeez!! go to the doctor NOW.
i get really irritated when people ask the pit serious medical questions.

DOES this look like a medical forum to you?
DO you think we are doctors?

If you are even WONDERING if you should go to the doctor,or are THINKING of a medical problem you have.... GO TO A QUALIFIED DOCTOR NOW!

stop waiting around! stop asking people who are not qualified -__-
IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE.....IF you saw a doctor!
#12
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jeez!! go to the doctor NOW.
i get really irritated when people ask the pit serious medical questions.

DOES this look like a medical forum to you?
DO you think we are doctors?

If you are even WONDERING if you should go to the doctor,or are THINKING of a medical problem you have.... GO TO A QUALIFIED DOCTOR NOW!

stop waiting around! stop asking people who are not qualified -__-
IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE.....IF you saw a doctor!



f you read you'll see i am going to a doctor, and sooner now that i was told about colon cancer, I am not asking for advice on weather to go, I just wanted to get an idea of what it could be
for spongebobs sakes, can't blame a man for being inpatient, all your caps make me feel like your yelling at me
#13
yes i am yelling at you!!!! it could be a huge number of things! im glad you will be going to the doctor
#14
Quote by petrina_678
jeez!! go to the doctor NOW.
i get really irritated when people ask the pit serious medical questions.

DOES this look like a medical forum to you?
DO you think we are doctors?

If you are even WONDERING if you should go to the doctor,or are THINKING of a medical problem you have.... GO TO A QUALIFIED DOCTOR NOW!

stop waiting around! stop asking people who are not qualified -__-
IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE.....IF you saw a doctor!


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#16
well you dont have to yell at me , I am a good person with a curious mind. Doctors have always been my first choice, then UG, im not relying on UG, im checking there ideas, and a little of a laugh to cheer me up a bit

after all is that not what the pit is about, sharing ideas, lounging, and love?
#17
Yeah dood, the chances are low I'd say, but if it's been going on for a while, it could be colon cancer. Pray to God they don't feel the need to do a colonoscopy and give you the God awful medicine that flushes out your system...
DOWN&OUT
#20
i really dont see anything wrong with this post, this guy was a little nervous about a problem he was having, and just asking if an UG'ers had a similar problem, or any knowledge on the subject, if you have neither, theres no need to post.
#24
There is a wide variety of pads, tampons, and even butt plugs available for the social-conscious menstruating male.
#25
Yeah I get that too sometimes, I think it's just from wiping too hard.
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