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#1
any tips? how to approach the ladies, dance, etc

p.s dont bother posting if your gonna say some stupid funny bull shit

thank you!

oh i forgot im in an all boy school (yeah sucks to be me)...but theres gonna be an all girl school so phew
Last edited by urdad at Sep 5, 2008,
#2
When it is slow dance time, just go up to girls you know from class and say "hey, want to dance." 90% of the time, they won't refuse you.
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#3
Put yourself out there.

So long as your not timid, you'll either come across confident, (Good), or funny (also good)

I know a kid who started a dance off at our first dance.
He became a god.
Literally.
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#4
I would suggest trying to get a date. It's kind of lame when you go by yourself.
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#5
I'm sure at one point everyone will be grinding. When that moment arrives, run out there and do your thing. They won't care who it is, just as long as they are getting rubbed against by a dagger.
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#6
Treat girls like they're human beings and not some other worldly being. Talk to them like a normal person, and just have some self-confidence.

Dances are usually pretty boring, but hopefully you have a good time.

EDIT: Haggard is right. Slow dances are good, as they're all just about swaying. Just don't be awkward and hold her a million feet away like she's diseased or something. On the other hand, don't spend the entire time groping her.
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Last edited by Jett Diamond at Sep 5, 2008,
#7
all the advise so far is golden. As a horrible, horrible dancer, I stick with slow dances, but i very rarely go to dances. Harder to **** up a slow dance imo
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#9
What kind of dance? Is it a formal thing or is it a get-your-johnson-rubbed-up-against-by-some-hot-chick kinda deal?
#11
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Put yourself out there.

So long as your not timid, you'll either come across confident, (Good), or funny (also good)

I know a kid who started a dance off at our first dance.
He became a god.
Literally.
A god, you say?



Must've been some dance.
#12
sorry guys i forgot to mention im in an all boy school so i dont really know any girls that are gonna be at the dance...
#14
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sorry guys i forgot to mention im in an all boy school so i dont really know any girls that are gonna be at the dance...


Oh nevermind, don't go. A dance at an all boy school is like a Beer Pong contest at an AA meeting.
#15
wear two pair of underwear, if it's your first time grinding, you'll need a boner blocker.

edit
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sorry guys i forgot to mention im in an all boy school so i dont really know any girls that are gonna be at the dance...

who do you dance with?????????????
grok it.

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#16
You should raep your dance partner.

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#17
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wear two pair of underwear, if it's your first time grinding, you'll need a boner blocker.

edit
who do you dance with?????????????

girls from all girls school...haha you guys though it was only guys at the dances
#18
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girls from all girls school...haha you guys though it was only guys at the dances

lol you scared me for a second,

but seriously two pair of underwear, preferably boxer briefs.
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#19
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Treat girls like they're human beings and not some other worldly being. Talk to them like a normal person, and just have some self-confidence.

Dances are usually pretty boring, but hopefully you have a good time.

EDIT: Haggard is right. Slow dances are good, as they're all just about swaying. Just don't be awkward and hold her a million feet away like she's diseased or something. On the other hand, don't spend the entire time groping her.



what? im right? yay
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Haggard13 i are impressed
#20
Well if you are really my father.

Then I suggest you go wearing pants.
#22
An all boy school dance sounds pretty hot.

You should get me an invite.
#23
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but seriously two pair of underwear, preferably boxer briefs.

I'll back this one up. First time I was grinding I got a boner. She didn't notice, at least i think... but it's kinda awkward.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#24
haha
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lol you scared me for a second,

but seriously two pair of underwear, preferably boxer briefs.


should i really wear 2 boxers or you just ****ing with me because im actually thinking about doing it and plus dont girls want to feel your boner on them?
#25
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An all boy school dance sounds pretty hot.

You should get me an invite.


I second this notion.
#26
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I'll back this one up. First time I was grinding I got a boner. She didn't notice, at least i think... but it's kinda awkward.

That's not a good thing, my friend
#27
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haha


should i really wear 2 boxers or you just ****ing with me because im actually thinking about doing it and plus dont girls want to feel your boner on them?



contrary to popular belief, no. it will creep the shit out of them. Do not let it happen
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Haggard13 i are impressed
#28
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That's not a good thing, my friend

...


but seriously, I moved away from her a little to conceal the fact I had one.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#29
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haha


should i really wear 2 boxers or you just ****ing with me because im actually thinking about doing it and plus dont girls want to feel your boner on them?

I'm serious, they don't want to feel your boner because if they do then they think your lame and never touched a girl, but if they don't they think your cool and "experienced" (even if you aren't)
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#31
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any tips? how to approach the ladies, dance, etc

p.s dont bother posting if your gonna say some stupid funny bull shit

thank you!

oh i forgot im in an all boy school (yeah sucks to be me)...but theres gonna be an all girl school so phew


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touche sir.
#32
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ah..i see..k cool

girls r retared but w/e
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#33
To approach a lady at your first high school dance:

Walk towards desired lady
Give her a purple nurple (they think it's cute)
Stick your hand in her pants, and stand there, very still.

It sounds weird, I know, but it can't fail.
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#34
Quote by Maus24
To approach a lady at your first high school dance:

Walk towards desired lady
Give her a purple nurple (they think it's cute)
Stick your hand in her pants, and stand there, very still.

It sounds weird, I know, but it can't fail.


+1, high school is a weird place.
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touche sir.
#35
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An all boy school dance sounds pretty hot.

You should get me an invite.

Save me a dance cowboy
#36
Quote by Maus24
To approach a lady at your first high school dance:

Walk towards desired lady
Give her a purple nurple (they think it's cute)
Stick your hand in her pants, and stand there, very still.

It sounds weird, I know, but it can't fail.



cmon now man dont sabatoge it
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Call me troll, call me psychopath. In the end, I shall stand above you all as you drown in a pool of sex and filth. It will explode your corrupted bodies, and I will walk above the wreckage as a pure man.


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Haggard13 i are impressed
#39
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I would suggest trying to get a date. It's kind of lame when you go by yourself.


at our dance, no one was allowed to bring anyone from another grade or a different school so basically everyone went alone.
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#40
Quote by urdad
any tips? how to approach the ladies, dance, etc

p.s dont bother posting if your gonna say some stupid funny bull shit

thank you!

oh i forgot im in an all boy school (yeah sucks to be me)...but theres gonna be an all girl school so phew


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