#1
i just got back to my dorm and my roomate is in his bed with vomit everywhere,and his girlfriend is in my bed and i can wake her up(there both drunk), im ready to go to bed, and its 130 in the morning, so how do i wake the bitch up? ive tried shaking her and yelling at her, so what do i do? im ****in pissed rite now
#2
Jump in bed, then tell her that the price of using your bed is sex.
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#3
or, jump and bed with your friend and when she wakes you guys up just say "you were drinking and dont remember any of it"
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#5
Just throw her out your bed and put her on top of your roomate. Leave them to sleep in with a hangover and if your still pissed off in the morning ask about switching room's.
#7
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ok how bout no sex answers?


or! more sex answers?

j/k. dont seem to have many options buddy, but be sure to let them know you weren't too pleased in the morning.
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#10
Turn the stereo up to full blast and put some br00talz on?
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#11
drag her onto the floor, theyll understand in the morning as long as you dont bust her head open or anything (shes not too fat to lift or anyhing, eh?) and if shes that drunk she wont even know you moved her til morning.
#12
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or, jump and bed with your friend and when she wakes you guys up just say "you were drinking and dont remember any of it"

HEHEHE, the makings of a great story
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#13
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Jump in bed, then tell her that the price of using your bed is sex.

#14
dude just pick her up and move her shes probably to drunk to even move anyway
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#15
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ok how bout no sex answers?


There's a drunk girl on your bed what do you expect the pit to say?
#18
1. Grab a condom and leave it next to the bed full with white shampoo (atual man juice would work well too) where she'll be able to see it
2. Get her and yourself naked
3. Go to sleep on the same bed
4. Wait till she wakes up in the morning

This should give u endless lulz.
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#19
this is why alcohol appeals to me less and less

seriously, passing out/blacking out/vomiting/not remembering anything isnt worth it

damn kids should just stick with their weed
#20
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There's a drunk girl on your bed what do you expect the pit to say?

sigged. Seriously, if you don't want any sex answers the Pit is not the place to go.
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#22
Hell, when they're passed out drunk they'll do anything. I know.
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#23
Now that i think about it i wish i had a passed out chick in my bed.

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#28
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put her on the floor face down and pull her pants down then shit on her ass crack.

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