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let's tear bass players a new one

The first explorers travel to America. To help them, they hire Native Americans as their guides. While walking through the woods, they hear a drum beating in the distance. The explorer turns and asks the Indian, "What the hell was that?" He replies, "Don't worry, as long as drums keep playing, we be fine." They continued through the woods, yet the sounds of drums kept coming through the trees. The explorer turned back to the chief, "Seriously, what does that mean?" He reassured him, "As long as drums going, nothing bad happen." Finally, as the continue through the woods, the drums get louder and louder, then finally stop. The Indian turns to the explorer and says, "Oh shit, bass solo!"
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#3
whats the difference between a guitar player and a bass player?.... 2 strings and talent
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#6
everyone is stealing from guitar hero lol. the last 2 posts were anyway
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#7
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a mini fridge is more important in your practice space than a bassist.


isnt that from guitar hero??
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#8
Old news. No bassist jokes are funny. Some with drumming jokes etc etc. What people don't seem to understand is a bassist is important in a band. There as important as any other person in the band.
/thread

@ Yngwie: You're a bad bad bad man
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#9
Can't spell bass without a-s-s
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#12
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Can't spell bass without a-s-s


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#13
I play bass and I don't know how to fell
but just to be sure this isn't spam: make like a bass and be inaudible
#15
Quote by Yngwi3

is that kid with the blue sweater the kid from FLCL?

and I dont know any bass player jokes.
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Quote by skvvisgaar
is that kid with the blue sweater the kid from FLCL?

Nah, they're all (there's more pics) from Rozen Maiden.
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Yngwi3, You win this whole monstrosity of a thread.

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For the best tingle, use Original Source mint. That shit feels amazing on your balls.


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Quote by eggo_boi_15
Old news. No bassist jokes are funny. Some with drumming jokes etc etc. What people don't seem to understand is a bassist is important in a band. There as important as any other person in the band.
/thread

@ Yngwie: You're a bad bad bad man



i know bass is very crucial to a band but we're just making little harmless jokes..my band is a 3 piece and we wouldnt sound half as good without our bassist
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#18
What's a bassist's contraception?


His personality.

(I'm a bassist, and don't care about these jokes. I find them funny.)
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Quote by Yngwi3
Nah, they're all (there's more pics) from Rozen Maiden.

I swear it looks like Naota. same blue sweater and brown hair. different pants though.
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Quote by filthandfury
What's a bassist's contraception?
His personality.
(I'm a bassist, and don't care about these jokes. I find them funny.)

ok that was good
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I swear it looks like Naota. same blue sweater and brown hair. different pants though.

Hmm... it does...
I didn't make the image btw, and take no credit for it haha
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Yngwi3, You win this whole monstrosity of a thread.

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For the best tingle, use Original Source mint. That shit feels amazing on your balls.


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I've got a bad one here, I'll warn you now
What's the difference between a porn star and a Bass player?
People want to play with a porn star
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lol poor guitarists just cause bassist steals there thunder and there girl friends doesnt mean that you should make fun of us....if anything we should make fun of you for being whiny and bitchy all the time :P
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Quote by bass is bestest
lol poor guitarists just cause bassist steals there thunder and there girl friends doesnt mean that you should make fun of us....if anything we should make fun of you for being whiny and bitchy all the time :P

Tell it like it is sister!
however, please dont let this turn into a thread where people come in and say how bassists are useful.
DONT RISK IT, BUY A BASS AMP
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Quote by bass is bestest
lol poor guitarists just cause bassist steals there thunder and there girl friends doesnt mean that you should make fun of us....if anything we should make fun of you for being whiny and bitchy all the time :P


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#27
Quote by filthandfury
What's a bassist's contraception?

His personality.

(I'm a bassist, and don't care about these jokes. I find them funny.)


I told my drummer that one except changed it to drummer just 'cause.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#28
Quote by bass is bestest
lol poor guitarists just cause bassist steals there thunder and there girl friends doesnt mean that you should make fun of us....if anything we should make fun of you for being whiny and bitchy all the time :P

This thread is poking fun at the fact guitarists steal the thunder....
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This thread is poking fun at the fact guitarists steal the thunder....


lol you wish!
#30
Bass Players are responsible for keeping time.
We are the diamonds that choose to stay coal;
A generation born to witness
The end of the world

#31
How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the rest will forever say they could've done it better.

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Couldn't have a gay orgy without you.


That made me laugh out loud for real. I applaud you.
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MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


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#34
lol guise bassist joeks r leik so funy n orginal lulz

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#35
For a real laugh, in the Best Threads Forum, search for "You know you're a bassist when"
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#36
Quote by mrfinkle213
Bass Players are responsible for keeping time.



Bassists are responsible for carrying equiptment and for getting abuse hurled at them.
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#37
Quote by bazzabalboa
Bassists are responsible for carrying equiptment and for getting abuse hurled at them.


At least bassists can spell.

SLAM!
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You know a music scene is fucked up when it becomes difficult to keep track of who killed who, who committed suicide and who alledgedly engaged in cannibalism.

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#38
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At least bassists can spell.

SLAM!



XDXDXDXDXDXD guitarists are funny when they think they call the shots ..poor bastards
#39
What has 4 strings and still sounds awesome when you play it?


A guitar missing the high e and b strings.
When all else fails, ask the pit.
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Quote by Bottle of Dirt
Couldn't have a gay orgy without you.

Hi-YO! Zing!
Quote by eggo_boi_15
Old news. No bassist jokes are funny. Some with drumming jokes etc etc. What people don't seem to understand is a bassist is important in a band. There as important as any other person in the band.
/thread

@ Yngwie: You're a bad bad bad man

Why so serious? Lighten up.
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