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#1
Yes,well, in the event of alien evasion and they were really powerfull, and humans couldn't beat them, do you think bigfoot, the loch ness monster,and the yetis etc would come out and help us fight the aliens?

I sparked off an interesting debate in my debate class i was just wondering what the pit would think.
#2
No, I do not believe fictional animals would fight anything.

And if they are real then hiding away for thousands of years probably makes them the planets biggest pussies anyway, so they'd be useless.
#4
Nah. Bruce Lee would come back from the dead and kick the alien's asses.
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#5
I'm not worried. I have diplomatic immunity. I am married to the Queen Bitch of the Universe.
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#6
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Nah. Bruce Lee would come back from the dead and kick the alien's asses.



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#9
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No, I do not believe fictional animals would fight anything.

And if they are real then hiding away for thousands of years probably makes them the planets biggest pussies anyway, so they'd be useless.



+1, made up creatures cannot fight other made up creatures...

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i'm not worried. I have diplomatic immunity. I am married to the Queen Bitch of the Universe.


am surprised that you'd say that, obviously she doesn't get on UG...
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#10
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No, I do not believe fictional animals would fight anything.

And if they are real then hiding away for thousands of years probably makes them the planets biggest pussies anyway, so they'd be useless.


Or maybe they had been training for this day? Just a thought And why would they fight before, they never had a reason before, if the earth is gonna be destroyed they would protect it, right?

EDIT: And please stop talking about dead people coming back to life.
#11
Chuck Norris & Mr T

Enough said

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#12
chuck norris

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just get a reality tv show and then u can make millions being a **** up

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#15
No.


And besides, it's not aliens we have to watch out for...


it's zombies.
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#16
an alien invasion would be something like what happened in the colonial times but on a much larger scale, them being a much more advanced species would wipe us out as if we were a species of fleas or bugs and begin to build their colonies here. in the event of an alien invasion i would get laid (a lot) then become an hero.
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#17
You should worry more about the ASIAN invasion!


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#18
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+1, made up creatures cannot fight other made up creatures...


am surprised that you'd say that, obviously she doesn't get on UG...

Very good chance that she'll see it. Hell she knows she's the Queen.
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#19
They wouldn't need to.

I'd kill the aliens with this badass I just got.

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#20
No but I would count on the Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, and Optimus Prime to do something. Basically our world is in good hands.
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#21
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an alien invasion would be something like what happened in the colonial times but on a much larger scale, them being a much more advanced species would wipe us out as if we were a species of fleas or bugs and begin to build their colonies here. in the event of an alien invasion i would get laid (a lot) then become an hero.


Would they let the yetis survive?
Oh yes i am too worried about the Asians, we don't have enough bullets to shoot them all, and you know, they probably make all the bullets aswell.
#22
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Would they let the yetis survive?
Oh yes i am too worried about the Asians, we don't have enough bullets to shoot them all, and you know, they probably make all the bullets aswell.

maybe theyd save us
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2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#23
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maybe theyd save us


Hmm maybe, yes, you seem to be clever, maybe in the event of alien evasion i will build a shelter for the great minds of this generation like me and you. And the guy with the sword.
#24
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Hmm maybe, yes, you seem to be clever, maybe in the event of alien evasion i will build a shelter for the great minds of this generation like me and you. And the guy with the sword.

I have a box of cheerios, can I come too?

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#25
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Or maybe they had been training for this day? Just a thought And why would they fight before, they never had a reason before, if the earth is gonna be destroyed they would protect it, right?

EDIT: And please stop talking about dead people coming back to life.
How are zombies any less plausible than modern myths?
#26
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I have a box of cheerios, can I come too?

I have a gallon of milk. Screw those guys we'll make our own shelter.
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#27
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I have a gallon of milk. Screw those guys we'll make our own shelter.

I wanna come too. Frostmourne can also be a spoon.

And you know my name.
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#28
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How are zombies any less plausible than modern myths?


No i think Zombies are plausible, but they wouldn't fight for us because they would want to rest finally, or they mighn't care for the living and want us to become zombies too.
#29
Bet that group of intelligent minds are annoyed at the fact we have breakfast in our shelter.

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#30
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Yes,well, in the event of alien evasion...

Well then in that case things wouldn't be so bad.
#31
All of these posts are creative and well thought, but completely invalid. I have the only valid solution to this potential crisis and also have supporting documentation:

The alien invasion commanders will have not factored the threat of the human octogenarian grandma contingent.
Grandmothers worldwide will become enraged and blast the aliens back to wherever they came from.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV59_if9vTw&feature=related
"in the toodles" indeed!!
#32
Oh and of course we would have food. We're a group of intelligent minds we wouldn't be clever if we didn't bring food and prepare.
#33
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All of these posts are creative and well thought, but completely invalid. I have the only valid solution to this potential crisis and also have supporting documentation:

The alien invasion commanders will have not factored the threat of the human octogenarian grandma contingent.
Grandmothers worldwide will become enraged and blast the aliens back to wherever they came from.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV59_if9vTw&feature=related
"in the toodles" indeed!!


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#34
Yes but cheerios and gallon of milk! Plus we have the guy with that knife, so if we get someone with a few loaves of bread we can have sandwiches too.

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#35
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Yes but cheerios and gallon of milk! Plus we have the guy with that knife, so if we get someone with a few loaves of bread we can have sandwiches too.


A cheerio sandwich?
#37
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A cheerio sandwich?

My plan is scuppered until someone with chicken comes along...Wheres Leeroy Jenkins when you need him

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#40
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what do we need monsters for when we can throw people like Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears at them.

That would scare me away.


Or maybe decide that such a species needs immediate extermination. Pssshh, good thing you aren't head of the Alien Invasion Planning Committee.
We're only strays.
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