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Anyone else ? How would you do it ?


Not really but if I did, I'd love to die from alcohol poisining
Last edited by Eddie's'Waitor at Sep 5, 2008,
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#10
Seriously. Unless you can bring forward a case showing that you have had years of clinical depression, have no family or friends left who care about you and know for a fact that your immediate situation wont get better even if you get off your arse and try to better you life, then and only then would I consider your suicide anything else other than a waste and an act of cowardice.

And I'd shoot myself.
#11
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What about 3 massive boobs? Like that chick from 8 Crazy Nights?
#12
I know this is quite harsh, but get over it...

No matter how shitty you think your life is is there is someone who's life is even shittier who just keeps going instead of posting in the pit.

Also while you are at it... Raise flame shields...

Oh and for the record, if I was going to kill myself I would jump off a building and blow myself up halfway down... That way everyone below would get a peice of me.
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#13
that's a shame...
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#16
air embolism

I'd starve myself but I'm assuming you want an easy way out.
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#17
Yes, I feel like killing you.

I would probably shoot you in the face.
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#18
Do it.

I personally would go out in a blaze of glory crashing a flaming car into something, or other things of a badass nature.
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#19
grow up and get over it
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#20
A room is locked from the inside, with no other ways in or out. A man breaks the door down because he's cool, and upon breaking it sees another man hanging from the rafters by his neck, quite clearly dead. Below the man is a puddle of water.

You can figure out the rest yourself.
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A room is locked from the inside, with no other ways in or out. A man breaks the door down because he's cool, and upon breaking it sees another man hanging from the rafters by his neck, quite clearly dead. Below the man is a puddle of water.

You can figure out the rest yourself.

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#22
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He was stood on a block of ice! Everyone knows that!


It was directed more towards the TS's idea of killing himself, I was merely giving him something to go on.
Another answer would be that the hanging man grew a pair.
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A room is locked from the inside, with no other ways in or out. A man breaks the door down because he's cool, and upon breaking it sees another man hanging from the rafters by his neck, quite clearly dead. Below the man is a puddle of water.

You can figure out the rest yourself.

drink the other guys piss and die becuase your an idiot?
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how will that work?
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He was stood on a block of ice! Everyone knows that!

wrong, he jumped into the noose and pissed himself
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#25
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It was directed more towards the TS's idea of killing himself, I was merely giving him something to go on.
Another answer would be that the hanging man grew a pair.

Ahh sorry good point.

Also TS: try freezing water into the shape of a knife then stabbing yourself with it. The ice will melt and there will be no evidence and you'll get away with your own murder scot free!
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Ahh sorry good point.

Also TS: try freezing water into the shape of a knife then stabbing yourself with it. The ice will melt and there will be no evidence and you'll get away with your own murder scot free!



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lmfao thats a good one


inject a needle full of LSD


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#29
Having 40 consecutive orgasms. On a skateboard. In space.
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#30
I would die during sex right after letting out the load and die while on top of her, that would be epic. But seriously go make some friends killing yourself is for pussies, grow up man.
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Having 40 consecutive orgasms. On a skateboard. In space.

so you agree with the LSD guy?
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#32
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Anyone else ? How would you do it ?


Not really but if I did, I'd love to die from alcohol poisining



Alcohol poisoning really sucks. Seriously.

If I was gonna kill myself; I'd get a hotel room; rank in as much drugs/booze/prostitutes I could; and make sure than when I do go; I'll have a smile on my face and not care.
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I would die during sex right after letting out the load and die while on top of her, that would be epic. But seriously go make some friends killing yourself is for pussies, grow up man.

I wouldn't say it's for pussys. Put it this way, I would never have the guts to kill myself - Not even for infinite girlfriends and dinners.
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#35
I'd shoot up a lot of heroin and go skydiving. I imagine it would probably be the most epic experience of my life.
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I'd shoot up a lot of heroin and go skydiving. I imagine it would probably be the most epic experience of my life.

and not pull the cord...i take it...?
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#38
I'd rip out my own heart and then show it to myself before I die.

Or maybe sneak up on myself in a dark alley with a knife and brutally rape myself before swiftly disemboweling myself.
#39
If I were to kill myself...

I would buy a Hummer...

...no, I can't.
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#40
If I were gonna commit suicide, I'd lock myself in a garage with a running car or something.

asphyxiation woo
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