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#1
Basically make your own myth, story, something that sounds like it could be true, but isn't.


Licking a 9V battery will give you cancer.
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
#4
Making bad threads will cause you to turn into a lumpy wart penis.

No but really

If you don't use it, you lose it
I want to go as far to the edge without going over. Out on the edge, you can see all kinds of different things.
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#7
Playing guitar around your crotch too much crushes your penis and weakens the muscles that enable you to get an erection.

Scared the shit outta everyone there!
#8
Sneezing in public causes 10% of the nearest person to you to explode.
Derp.
#10
Playing guitar around your crotch too much crushes your penis and weakens the muscles that enable you to get an erection.

Scared the shit outta everyone there!

That was legendary
#11
people will actually think this thread was a good idea
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#13

I don't molester no kids now babay!

Hoooo!
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You'll Never Walk Alone
#14
If you spend too much time in the pit, you will turn into a monkey!


oh wait....
you gonna get raped!!!!!!!


#19
AIDS can be transmitted through boogers
^I S*** you not compadre!


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You Sir, Are Made Of Win.


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Wow TS, this is a seriously great, original idea.


Anyway, I'm off, for some reason I have the strongest urge to listen to The Ramones.
#24
You're penis grows an inch everytime you are able to masturbate to your dog licking his balls.
#25
The Large Hadron Collider isn't looking for the Higgs Boson at all, it's just a giant cosmetic model to make it appear that scientists have something to do. And all the scientists working at CERP are actors, and when no cameras or outsiders are watching they just sit around playing Halo 1 LAN parties and watching the Friends series DVDs.
We're only strays.
#26
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People who make terrible jokes relating to the original idea of the thread aren't complete twats.



#27
Beer makes you lose weight.
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
#28
If you eat corn, then go into a sauna without waiting an hour, your stomach will explode due to popping corn.

If you drive on the right side of the road, you will have a more likely chance of being rear ended.
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#29
Having a popped collar automatically makes you a douchebag.

..Oh wait.
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
#31
I wrote a myth in an english class when I was really little. I can safely say I was a child f***ing genius
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I came at the

-"Oh Lars, seek and destroy my backside"
-"yeah Kirk ride my lightning!"


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#33
Playing too much guitar will leave a permanent indent in your index finger, due to the pressures of pushing strings down... God, I fail at this.
#34
Jesus, lulz.
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I'm hearing a steady *thump thump* from the people above me and I need some porno grooves to play on my bass to give them some background music. Any ideas?


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#35
If you cross your legs too much it will cut off the blood circulation to you balls and penis and they will drop off
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i tune to drop-Z and string my guitar with barbed wire.

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we r all rlaeted bcuz teh bibel sez so we r al innbreads lolo


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#36
Rob Schider (sp?) goes down to home depot in his spare time, picks up the most unemployed Mexicans as possible, and pays them to get in the shower with him. E-cookie to whoever gets the reference.
#37
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Jesus, lulz.


OK, not believing that Jesus is your Lord and Savior is one thing, but to say he never existed is just stupid.
#38
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Rob Schider (sp?) goes down to home depot in his spare time, picks up the most unemployed Mexicans as possible, and pays them to get in the shower with him. E-cookie to whoever gets the reference.


FAMILY GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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let him learn the joys of fapping on his own. thats how i did it, purely accident. just started touching and finding ways that felt better, and Better, and BETTER, and.......OHHH YEAAHHHH!!!
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