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#1
I got nothing it's just a rip off of bass player jokes cept you put rhythm guitar instead.. keeps people from fighting like little 12 years old bitches...
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#2
Who makes fun of rhythm guitarists?

I mean, what are you going to mock him for? Being laid-back, and not a show-off? Unlike lead guitarists, there isn't really a big negative stereotype that surronds us. We're just cool dudes.
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#4
What's the only thing stupider than rhythm guitar?

AStrangleHold

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#5
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What's the only thing stupider than rhythm guitar?

AStrangleHold

ZING!


Thar hurt right wear you zinged me..
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#6
Whats the difference between a rythm and a lead guitarist?

One isnt an arrogant prick who needs to show off
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#7
How about we make jokes about TS? no one mocks actual guitarists.
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Whats the difference between a rythm and a lead guitarist?

One isnt an arrogant prick who needs to show off

haha
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Who makes fun of rhythm guitarists?

I mean, what are you going to mock him for? Being laid-back, and not a show-off?


THIS
seriously ts you fail....
#11
Thread is now about mocking TS.

What do you call it when you're gripping your penis too hard while fapping?

AStrangleHold.
When all else fails, ask the pit.
#13
Whats the difference between a lead guitarist and a rhythm guitarist?

A lead guitarist gets laid


... and so does a rhythm

Seriously, dont mock rhythm guitarist, they're way more important then lead guitarist
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Thread is now about mocking TS.

What do you call it when you're gripping your penis too hard while fapping?

AStrangleHold.



It's funny cos it actually works as a term for it!
#15
Quote by Flying Couch
Who makes fun of rhythm guitarists?

I mean, what are you going to mock him for? Being laid-back, and not a show-off? Unlike lead guitarists, there isn't really a big negative stereotype that surronds us. We're just cool dudes.


i dont know about you but i dont go to concerts to see laid back ppl on stage

i dont think standing still is very cool
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#16
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i dont know about you but i dont go to concerts to see laid back ppl on stage

i dont think standing still is very cool

"Laid-back" referring to personality, not stage presence.
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Thread is now about mocking TS.

What do you call it when you're gripping your penis too hard while fapping?

AStrangleHold.

Oh, the wit.
#17
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Thread is now about mocking TS.

What do you call it when you're gripping your penis too hard while fapping?

AStrangleHold.

hahahahahahaha
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#18
What's the difference between Izzy Stradlin' and TS?


Pwned.
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What's the difference between Izzy Stradlin' and TS?


Pwned.



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#23
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Thread is now about mocking TS.

What do you call it when you're gripping your penis too hard while fapping?

AStrangleHold.


how can i fix this? TS any tips?
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#24
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Thread is now about mocking TS.

What do you call it when you're gripping your penis too hard while fapping?

AStrangleHold.


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#26
Hetfield > Hammet
Hanneman > King
Anybody who has played guitar from more than an hour > Angus Young

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#27
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Whats the difference between a rythm and a lead guitarist?

One isnt an arrogant prick who needs to show off

the other one is a good guitar player


jkjk, just had to do it...
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#28
Why? Rhythm Guitarists are cool.

Malcolm Young, Izzy Stadlin, James Hetfield, Dave Kushner, etc.
#32
What's the differance between TS and hobo porn?

One of them is constidered tastefull in the western world, you guess whitch one...
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Jesus Paul Jones and John Bonham.


What? I don't see a mistake in that sentence.
#34
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I thinkTHIS is an awesome rhythm guitarist joke

I think that is bannable.

If not that, at least warnable.
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#35
This is fail
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#36
what's the difference between rhythm guitarists and lead guitarists?

one plays mostly chords and is cool, the other plays mostly single notes and is cool.

TS fails, as guitars are cool.
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#37
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I think THIS is an awesome rhythm guitarist joke

ITS A TRAP!!!!!
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Jesus Paul Jones and John Bonham.


What? I don't see a mistake in that sentence.
#38
the whole idea of rhythm and lead guitarists it bullshit. you dont get lead piano players
#39
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the whole idea of rhythm and lead guitarists it bullshit. you dont get lead piano players

This might be the stupidest thing I have ever read.
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This might be the stupidest thing I have ever read.



there is no such word as stupidest.
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