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#1
Help me /pit/!

I tried shaving my pubes with one of these bad boys.


This happened two days ago. I was feeling frisky and wanted to have pubic area like a 5 year old's.

It is now covered in pimples. It hurts like fuck and I can't stop popping those pimples.


What should I do?
#4
fuck that's a disturbing image

reported

go see a doctor
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#6
Those aren't pimples, those are ingrown hairs/razor burn. It happens on areas that aren't used to being shaved. Either keep shaving, or drop it altogether.

Also, wash yourself properly.
#8
its called razorburn douchey. just leave em alone and dont pop em. next time use shaving cream.
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#10
Idiot. You shaved upwards curling the hairs inward. Next time shave down. Not up. <.<
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#11
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Those aren't pimples, those are ingrown hairs/razor burn. It happens on areas that aren't used to being shaved. Either keep shaving, or drop it altogether.

Also, wash yourself properly.

I do wash myself properly. I spend at least 20 minutes in the shower without fapping.


Thanks to anyone in the thread that gave actual useful advice.
#13
Wash?

Go see the Doctor?

Why ask the pit the only answers you really get are " You're gonna die" or "You've got aids"

#14
Okay, I wash every day so that's out of the question.


I don't have a doctor, and have never really been to one.
#16
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its called razorburn douchey. just leave em alone and dont pop em. next time use shaving cream.

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#17
Quote by Saintsatan
Okay, I wash every day so that's out of the question.


I don't have a doctor, and have never really been to one.


You're fine, no doctor is needed. That just happens the first few times you shave your boys. As I happen to hate all forms of body hair, I have eradicated all of mine with swift vengeance, and I used to get breakouts like that too.
#18
Quote by bloodshed344
Don't pop em, lotion that area, and use shaving cream and wash the area beforehand next time.


You think anyone in the Pit actually needs an excuse to put lotion on their privates?
#19
Quote by Saintsatan
Help me /pit/!


NO

Absolutely none of that

On the plus side, this is a mistake made by many teenagers who, like you apparently, wanted shiny testicles but didn't have the man's experience with a razor.

They all lived and so will you.

But it will itch very badly for a verrrrrrrry long time.
So fell Lord Perth...


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#20
Quote by ixKilledxKenny
NO

Absolutely none of that

On the plus side, this is a mistake made by many teenagers who, like you apparently, wanted shiny testicles but didn't have the man's experience with a razor.

They all lived and so will you.

But it will itch very badly for a verrrrrrrry long time.

Well the Pit is stealing 99.8% of its jokes off of /b/.


I'll be more careful next time I decide to shave my bollocks!
#21
I have one of those.

Erm they're not pimples, they're ingrowing hairs, probably due to the direction you shaved in.

Leave them alone for now and try not to scratch them.
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#23
That is why you should ask your girlfiriend to shave them for you. They always know how to do it!

Oh, wait...
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#24
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That is why you should ask your girlfiriend to shave them for you. They always know how to do it!

Oh, wait...

Playing the field, excuse me.
#26
Why do people shave their pubes? I'd rather trim and be a hairy, lager-swigging, wife-beating macho-man!
#27
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Why do people shave their pubes? I'd rather trim and be a hairy, lager-swigging, wife-beating macho-man!

Seconded.
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#28
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Well the Pit is stealing 99.8% of its jokes off of /b/.

no excuse. Leave your /b/ references on 4chan, and we'll continue to do our best to control the meme addicts on the home front.
#29
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Why do people shave their pubes? I'd rather trim and be a hairy, lager-swigging, wife-beating macho-man!


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Seconded.



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#30
I would usually trim but it's so uneven. It's far more even when shaved.


I'll try waxing next time...
#31
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I'll try waxing next time...

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#32
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Now this is a real man

Hellz yeah. Manlyyyy.

But I heard waxing has epic results.
#35
Quote by Saintsatan
Help me /pit/!

I tried shaving my pubes with one of these bad boys.


This happened two days ago. I was feeling frisky and wanted to have pubic area like a 5 year old's.

It is now covered in pimples. It hurts like fuck and I can't stop popping those pimples.


What should I do?

you need to ice it, or do something to close the pores after you shave... just like when you shave your face
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#37
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no excuse. Leave your /b/ references on 4chan, and we'll continue to do our best to control the meme addicts on the home front.


So fell Lord Perth...


... And the countryside did shake with that thunder.
#38
Quote by filthandfury


Guessing you didn't see the first post?


EDIT:
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lather your pubic area with isopropyl alcohol


Go with this one TS!
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#40
Quote by myearshurt
haha i use a nail clipper...


try rubbing hot ice

*cough*Icy hot?

Oh no, not that old joke again.


But yeah. Thanks everyone. I'll let time do its bidding.
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