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If you could join any band in the world (that has living members), who would it be, and who would you replace and why? Example: If you were to say AC/DC at lead guitar, Angus would be gone. You cannot create your own spot in the band, like adding another guitarist. The only exception would be if that spot is empty, like if you would want to reform Pantera. They don't have a guitarist since Dimebag was killed.

I'd join Velvet Revolver at Dave Kushner's spot. I'd get to share the stage with Slash, Duff McKagan and Matt Sorum, get to have a say in the singer decision, jam with a bunch of cool people and awesome bands.

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#2
I'd join Led Zeppelin in Bonham's spot..... if I could play drums......
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Bass in Pink Floyd. Waters is gone and the new guy is a douche who only played for, what, 3-4 years?

He sounds nothing like Waters, and I've been told by strangers in guitar shops that I could cover Comfortably Numb vocals and bass and no one could tell the difference
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The Beatles, in place of John Lennon. Or The Jonas Brothers, then all the little girls would love me. Then I could go on a young children molesting spree.
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Isn't the obvious and most rightful choice the one and only OPETH??
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#8
I think i would take Josh Klingoffer's(however you spell his last name) place on tour with the Red Hot Chili Peppers. when they are on tour.
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The Beatles, in place of John Lennon. Or The Jonas Brothers, then all the little girls would love me. Then I could go on a young children molesting spree.


Theres a lot of hot 18 yr olds that like Jonas Brothers, id say thats a wise choice. You'd have to quit UG tho , youd get flamed like crazy
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#10
good bye petrucci...

or maybe i'd joing iron maiden instead of janick.
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This is a cool thread.

I think I would join Metallica at bass. What an easy job. 85 percent of the time I'm just droning on in E. Throw in a "HEY!" once in a while and collect $$$ and hot women.

Wow, I should have thought of this a long time ago.

I wonder if we can get Tool to tour with us?
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#12
I'd sing for Gallows. From what it looks like, the singer they have now barely sings for them, and I think it would be fun.
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I think i would take Josh Klingoffer's(however you spell his last name) place on tour with the Red Hot Chili Peppers. when they are on tour.


He's not a member of the band, who knows if they will even tour with him next time around

I would take Ben Sheppards spot in Soundgarden
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#16
I'd be the extra guitarist/keyboardist etc. that the chili peppers take on tour with them. When I saw them last year, I envied that guy so much. In the end of it, him, flea and john came on stage and he drummed and they ajmmed for abotu 10-15 minutes. It was great.
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I'd join the Jonas Brothers or All Time Low. I don't think I'd want to be in a real, good band, I'd prefer to do my own thing. But I'd get so much ass...
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This is a cool thread.

I think I would join Metallica at bass. What an easy job. 85 percent of the time I'm just droning on in E. Throw in a "HEY!" once in a while and collect $$$ and hot women.

Wow, I should have thought of this a long time ago.

I wonder if we can get Tool to tour with us?

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Drum for The White Stripes.


Anybody without any drumming experience could do better than jack's ex-wife. She drums like a two year old.

Edit: I'd take the place of whoever the hell is playing rhythm guitar for the foo fighters now, pat smear just cant make up his mind, he wants to play sometimes, other times hed rather go do something else.
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Bass in Pink Floyd. Waters is gone and the new guy is a douche who only played for, what, 3-4 years?

He sounds nothing like Waters, and I've been told by strangers in guitar shops that I could cover Comfortably Numb vocals and bass and no one could tell the difference
That has to be a joke, right?

Right?!

I'd take Luther Dickinson's place in the Black Crowes.
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#24
I occasionally dream of taking Kurt Cobain's place in a reformed Nirvana.

I also would love to join the Jonas Brothers, just to corrupt them from the inside. Take their innocent minds, introduce them to the wonders of drugs, sex and metal, and then watch them fail.
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#25
I wanna rape a wah pedal, so i'd say Metallica, goodbye Hammet

Or Marilyn Manson :]
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Probably Manson, I mean the man makes Absinthe.
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#27
I'd replace John Mayer and stop playing all the pop stuff...IF I was good enough, but I'm not...
#28
I'd replace Janick in Maiden, playing guitar alongside Dave and Adrian would just be awesome.
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I would replace Hetfield as both rhythm and Vocals in MEtallica. People say I sing/shout like a young Hetfield and some say I even look a bit like him
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#33
Pretty interesting thread idea... had to think about it for awhile.


I'd probably join Kasabian, filling the spot of the guitarist that left. The reason being that they are a relatively new band, with a bright future, and some serious room to grow and experiment. I wouldn't want to join a 30 year old band, because they're done. Their name has been made, their message has been sent, so what's the point? I want to be in Kasabian

Even with Interpol, my very favorite band, they are really complete as a group. They know what their sound is, and they're all very tight in terms of writing music. I could not possibly add anything to that, I don't think. But Kasabian could use a replacement guitarist/lyricist, specially since they're moving towards a bit of a heavier style.
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Theres a lot of hot 18 yr olds that like Jonas Brothers, id say thats a wise choice. You'd have to quit UG tho , youd get flamed like crazy


Oh? Well screw that, I was just in it for the little boys/girls.
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#37
Amon Amarth since I can play most of their shit, and they seem like pretty laid back cool bunch of dudes.
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#38
I would play keyboards in Opeth, or second guitarist to Mikael Akerfeldt.

Although, playing in a band like Lamb Of God would be much more interesting I think, due to their energy on stage. I'd do vocals for Lamb Of God.
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#39
I'd love to play guitar for Thrice, but losing either Teppei or Dustin (Dustin in particular) would kill the group and I wouldn't be able to write amazing music like them.


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This is a cool thread.

I think I would join Metallica at bass. What an easy job. 85 percent of the time I'm just droning on in E. Throw in a "HEY!" once in a while and collect $$$ and hot women.

Wow, I should have thought of this a long time ago.

I wonder if we can get Tool to tour with us?


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