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#1
We have basically one qualification:
It has to be cheap. Like dirt, if dirt was cheap(have you seen the price of clean fill?).

This will be the guy's first car, and his daily driver. He drives very little, never more than 6-8 miles in any one direction it seems, so fuel consumption isn't a huge issue.


Here is the only picture ever captured of my friend in motion, and he was moving very fast. When not walking he appears dead, so the vehicle is appropriate.


If anyone can help us find cool hearses for sale and such it would be nice. Even if they are not local to us(upstate NY) getting an idea on pricing would be nice.
#7
That's either insanely hardcore, or grossly morbid.
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#8
That's not the greatest car to have sex in the back of. Coffins are generally made to fit one.
#9
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#11
Hope you take someBODY with you.

Hang on, I'm going to shoot myself for that joke (second one not a joke)

Seriously, wouldn't you even be a little superstitous about killing someone while driving a hearse? But it would be good to carry gear in. I approve.

IncuEDIT: I just had an idea. Paint it in tye-dye colours have the world's first hippie hearse. Psychedlic man.
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#12
Put some hydraulics, ejector seats, a fold out remote controlled chain-gun and a catapult in that bad boy and we'll be in business.
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Put some hydraulics, ejector seats, a fold out remote controlled chain-gun and a catapult in that bad boy and we'll be in business.


no, i think he wants to have sex at some point in his life.
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IncuEDIT: I just had an idea. Paint it in tye-dye colours have the world's first hippie hearse. Psychedlic man.


You, sir, are my hero. Psychedelic hearse with the biggest spinners you can put on it. Paint them wierd colours too.
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#19
someone near me (between my house and my cottage) is selling a hearse, I think he wants like $6-8000 for it, not sure, he may have sold it, and he lives in canada.

here's some one selling a hearse in san francisco: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cto/818781233.html

and someone in chicago selling one: http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/cto/828691335.html
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#21
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no, i think he wants to have sex at some point in his life.

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#23
where in upstate NY?
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#24
i dont remember who, might be Dale Earnhardt Jr., but i remember it's some nascar driver. he bought a used hearse for something like $300, had it repainted, and that's what he drives around.

i'm sure most used hearses would be cheap, not many people like the idea of driving a car that used to haul caskets.

but in my eyes, it would be very "metal"
#25
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no, i think he wants to have sex at some point in his life.


What could possibly be more sexy than twin chain-fed guns emerging from a moving vehicle and seriously ruining people's shit?
#27
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no, i think he wants to have sex at some point in his life.

Sex with corpses IS STILL sex, good sir. Prithee tell what would be superior to sex with a bloodied corpse in a psychedelically painted hearse with machine guns sticking out of it? Tell me that, sirrah, and I shall tell thee the secret to life everlasting.
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#29
Well at least it doubles as a motorhome
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#30
Get some killer speakers park it outside you're nearest police station, fire department, motel or another place where it would be socially unacceptable to blast loud music, get a bunch of Dimmu Borgir and play it REALLY REALLY loud with all the windows down or even better, doors open. Then start a small fire and dance around it while screaming along to the music. Ox and goat heads are optional but add to the effect.

That'd be Br00tal.
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#34


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F*ck hearses man, get a delorean.


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#36
Get some hydraulics and be sure to blast some N.W.A.
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#37
huh
like a shaggin wagin but american

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#39
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i dont remember who, might be Dale Earnhardt Jr., but i remember it's some nascar driver. he bought a used hearse for something like $300, had it repainted, and that's what he drives around.

i'm sure most used hearses would be cheap, not many people like the idea of driving a car that used to haul caskets.

but in my eyes, it would be very "metal"


I think it was Tony Stewart not Dale Jr.
#40
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Sounds like a terrible Pimp My Ride UK episode to me.

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