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#1
What exactly is it that white girls like? I don't see too many of them but when I do they are hot. Also I plan on going to university and there are a lot of them there. So I want to know ahead of time so I can prepare myself.

Thanks
#4
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Big black penis.
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Big black penis.


what he said
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#8
They like it if you just run up to them and pull out your weiner without warning.

But seriously, Stupid Thread.
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#9
Respect.

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#11
A big black penis and an average-sized white penis?
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#14
Funniest thread I've seen in a while.

And black penis for the white womens.

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But I'm not black or have a big ****


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#18
Quote by Muscle_Guitar
Hispanic

Do they care a lot about race?

Pull out your taco and ask them if they'd like some sour cream.
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#21
Quote by Muscle_Guitar
Hispanic

Do they care a lot about race?


Dude same here. Trust me your good. Your spicy to them. Just wear a shirt that say's "I'm Spicy!" and they'll be dying to get you naked. Trust me.
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#23
Quote by metaldud536
A long, fat, veiny, hard, black penis.


This.

But with little tiny hairs all along the shaft like a caterpillar.
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#24
theres different kinds of white women. theres the preps (they put out on the first date), emos, and fattys, theres a bunch more but i dont want to list them
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we'd sit in the basement and i'd do a little "I'll show u mine if you show me yours" so i had 3 baby vaginas staring at me


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#25
Quote by metaldud536
You shame the hispanic race.

This is th same exact thing i was thinking and i'm hispanic.
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#26
Quote by CFH82
This.

But with little tiny hairs all along the shaft like a caterpillar.



#27
Quote by metaldud536
You shame the hispanic race.


What did I do?

Dude same here. Trust me your good. Your spicy to them. Just wear a shirt that say's "I'm Spicy!" and they'll be dying to get you naked. Trust me.


I'm confused

So it will BENEFIT me?
#28
Quote by Muscle_Guitar




I'm confused

So it will BENEFIT me?


Yes. If there non-responsive then you pull out your weiner. Remember guy "when in doubt, whip it out" Now go get em tiger!
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#29
have you been in a shell your whole life???

being hispanic will help with some but it might hurt with others
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we'd sit in the basement and i'd do a little "I'll show u mine if you show me yours" so i had 3 baby vaginas staring at me


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#30
Just be yourself and there will be girls who like you; it doesn't matter what race you or they are. Everyone is more similar than you think, and yet much too different to generalize. "White girls" aren't just one group with all qualities alike. I hope you understand this. Come on, just be you.
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#31
Quote by shrdtilyourdead
theres different kinds of white women. theres the preps (they put out on the first date), emos, and fattys, theres a bunch more but i dont want to list them


Ok then do I have a good chance of getting with preps? I like emos too but I'd rather not have fatties. But then again I'd hit some fatties too.
#32
Quote by Muscle_Guitar
Hispanic

Do they care a lot about race?



There was this movie about some rich white girl (Kirsten Dunst) who was dating a hispanic guy, you should watch it. Forgot the name though.
#35
Quote by Muscle_Guitar
What did I do?



You're asking about what white girls like? Are all white girls the same? No. Some white girls will like the same stuff as hispanic girls or black girla or asian girls.....

....a big, veiny, throbbing, hard, black penis.


And you also sound like some idiot who only lives to bang chicks.
#36
Quote by shrdtilyourdead
have you been in a shell your whole life???

being hispanic will help with some but it might hurt with others


I just said I haven't been around too many before
#37
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White girls dig the Dark Lord himself.


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#38
Quote by Muscle_Guitar
But I'm not black or have a big ****



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#39
A big 16" black penis
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#40
Also, make sure to grow a mustache. Women dig that

White women go crazy for guys like this:

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