#1
I must write or type a persuasive essay for my father in order to get it.

Would it be worth it? I only have 3 days to do so.
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#3
Do you mean you have to persuade your father to get/buy/whatever it, or he said write me an essay? Either way, start writing.
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#4
yea
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#5
use your concluding sentence to explain how if none of your wishes or demands are met, Chuck Norris can become a hired assassin...
#7
Dear my loving father,
I was so desperatly looking forward to (insert lame activity that thankfully never went ahead here) and I had saved up $300 for the event.Now that I am no longer spending that money I figured I should do like you always said and put it to good use.My idea was to get a (insert guitar here) how ever I would need and extra (insert money here).Now naturally I would save up the money myself but I only have 2 days before it's gone.
Would you my loving father help me out?
If yes do not read the following.
If no then do read...


I have my finger on the button.What should I do?
Do you want me to press the button?DO YOU!
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Everyone just jumps on the bandwagon and gives the same advice in these situations. You know what? I'm going to be different. Call the firemen.
#8
Hell yeah! Go for it! Assuming you can write a half decent essay that is. (Even though, give it a shot anyway)
#9
I think I'd spend at least a whole paragraph explaining how the guitar was going to get me a lot of chicks therefore more grandchildren for my dad.
#10
What do you mean, is it worth it? Of course it is, it's like a school assignment but the reward is worth $1,200
#11
dude get writing the rr24 is so worth it
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#14
If you don't do this, you will be making the biggest mistake of your life.


You'd be RETARDED to not do that. An RR24 for 300 bucks?


I would blow dick for a deal like that.
#15
you only have 3 days?

in 3 days I could do him a 10,000 word essay with full references, no problem.
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#16
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If you don't do this, you will be making the biggest mistake of your life.


You'd be RETARDED to not do that. An RR24 for 300 bucks?


I would blow dick for a deal like that.


lol.

Anyways, I'm starting on it right now. Thanks guys.
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#17
Shenanigans.

Seriously, if my dad said "write me up a few pages of why you'd like this guitar on the cheap and ill give it to you" I wouldn't need to consult UG.

But yeah, my dad said he'll sell me a Gibson J200 for a bag of magic beans, if I wash the dishes. UG, is it worth it? I really can't decided.
#18
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Shenanigans.

Seriously, if my dad said "write me up a few pages of why you'd like this guitar on the cheap and ill give it to you" I wouldn't need to consult UG.

But yeah, my dad said he'll sell me a Gibson J200 for a bag of magic beans, if I wash the dishes. UG, is it worth it? I really can't decided.


What kind of magic beans?
#19
you fail for even asking, thats stupid, if you get a decision like that, you start writing right away, and with references and shit to make it seem professional 3 days is more than enough, try having 2 hours to write an argumentative essay thats worth 15% of your final grade.
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#20
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you fail for even asking, thats stupid, if you get a decision like that, you start writing right away, and with references and shit to make it seem professional 3 days is more than enough, try having 2 hours to write an argumentative essay thats worth 15% of your final grade.


I actually had one of this as a final for English. Didn't bother with it, dropped from an A to a C.

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#21
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you fail for even asking, thats stupid, if you get a decision like that, you start writing right away, and with references and shit to make it seem professional 3 days is more than enough, try having 2 hours to write an argumentative essay thats worth 15% of your final grade.


Been there, done that.

Seriously though TS, it shouldn't even take you 2 hours to finish.
#22
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Been there, done that.

Seriously though TS, it shouldn't even take you 2 hours to finish.


I'm just gonna throw in 3-4 paragraphs. I'm on the intro.

Hopefully he'll take it. If he doesn't, I'm gonna be pissed. This is a steal, and he already turned down an RR3 with an EMG 81/85 combo for $350, there's a chance he will.
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#23
i would love to get a rr24 that cheap
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#24
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Been there, done that.

Seriously though TS, it shouldn't even take you 2 hours to finish.

Im just saying.... cause 3 days is a lot, those essays were easy in high school, a complete joke, but once i got to uni they're not as easy
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#25
Crap. the dude wants $500 now. I reallly need to finish this essay..........
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#26
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If you don't do this, you will be making the biggest mistake of your life.


You'd be RETARDED to not do that. An RR24 for 300 bucks?


I would blow dick for a deal like that.



OMG.. i so wish i knew how to siggy people... because THAT would be going in my sig for sure haha, thats epic shit there, i laughed so hard :P

and to the poster... no no it`s not worth it, let some kid who deserves that guitar get it.
#27
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OMG.. i so wish i knew how to siggy people... because THAT would be going in my sig for sure haha, thats epic shit there, i laughed so hard :P

and to the poster... no no it`s not worth it, let some kid who deserves that guitar get it.


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#29
START FUCKING WRITING! NOW. Seriously, start writing.
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#30
I HAVE FINISHED WRITING!!!!!!!!!!

All I have to do is show my dad.
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