#2
OH MY GOD. I don't say this often.... but you should probably kill yourself.
I love my...

Parker Nitefly Mojo - custom
Schecter 006 Hellraiser
Ibanez S470QS

Mesa / Boogie F-50
Vox AD50VT

Seagull Artist Studio cutaway I-beam

Ibanez ATK700
Ibanez Soundwave 35
#3
I'm sure that's racist in some way.
Even if it isn't, it's offending my eardrums.