Poll: Like a Chump?
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I pay/ have payed
6 4%
Porn is only free
136 96%
Voters: 142.
#2
I dont, because I cant afford to pay attent...


what are we talking about?

I do know people that have paid though. Chumps, definitely.
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#3
I never have, just go to porn sites, it's free
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#5
one time i got a free subscription by using someone elses username/pw. most glorious pron month ever. but then it ran out and i was back to shitty 2 minute clips







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graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#6
i paid only because i needed a quick fix. my internet wasn't working so i bought a dvd....unfortunately my internet was down for about a month, so i quickly got bored of that movie.
#7
I got a 2.99 trial once cuz there was this girl who i reallly really wanted to see. I downloaded her movie then called them up to cancel it. 3 days later they charged me for a whole month. I called them up and bitched them out but it didnt get the charge off my card.

Kinda awkward explaining to my mom what i spent 29.95 on online.
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#8
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I got a 2.99 trial once cuz there was this girl who i reallly really wanted to see. I downloaded her movie then called them up to cancel it. 3 days later they charged me for a whole month. I called them up and bitched them out but it didnt get the charge off my card.

Kinda awkward explaining to my mom what i spent 29.95 on online.



phail.
Quote by Marshmelllow
graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#9
why did i think the title said "who here has prayed for porn?"

>_>
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#10
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why did i think the title said "who here has prayed for porn?"

>_>

hahah thats quite the laugh
but no i havent
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#13
does strippers count as porn?
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#14
Quote by westo
why did i think the title said "who here has prayed for porn?"

>_>

part of it is because he can't spell "paid."
#15
Seriously who pays for porn nowadays?
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#16
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why did i think the title said "who here has prayed for porn?"

>_>


I have prayed for Korn.

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#17
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I have prayed for Korn.


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#18
I once paid for a couple of soft core porn magazines. It feels so good to jerk off and see your labour end up on something.
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#19
of course not
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#20
I have in the past. Usually just 3-day subscriptions. Then I just leech as much as I can

And because a lot of the sites are American, they are cheaper after the exchange rate...
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#21
I use sites. Most sites I go on have like 10 minute clips and the occasional thirty minute clip.
#22
nopes never
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#23
There are enough free streamsites along the lines of YouTube nowadays.
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#24
Quote by frozen_soul
one time i got a free subscription by using someone elses username/pw. most glorious pron month ever. but then it ran out and i was back to shitty 2 minute clips









ehm... I know a "place" where you get full lenght videos free... hehe!

anyway's why pay for porn when it's free?
#25
Quote by AdamDK
I use sites. Most sites I go on have like 10 minute clips and the occasional thirty minute clip.

+1
#26
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"Why pay for the cow when you can get the sex for free? That's what my grandmother said."

"She did?"

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Goddamn it. Now I have to watch that film again.

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#27
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ehm... I know a "place" where you get full lenght videos free... hehe!

anyway's why pay for porn when it's free?


um... PM...pretty please?
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#30
Imagine having that on your card and having to explain it to your bank if you were overdrawn.

What a tosser.
#31
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my... I don't know if I dare...

I'll bake you an e-cake...

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when it comes to girls, the best thing to do is to just give up on trying to understand them.

cant live with 'em, cant live without certain parts of 'em.
#32
Just find rapidshare links, lots of full length movies there
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#33
Quote by frozen_soul
one time i got a free subscription by using someone elses username/pw. most glorious pron month ever. but then it ran out and i was back to shitty 2 minute clips








#34
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looks poisonous
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#35
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I'll bake you an e-cake...



awesome!

anyways... am I allowed to send links like that?
seriously?
#38
I once bought some german porn video from a classmate for 5€, but just because he wouldn't shut up until someone did.

Other than that the interwebs is full of free pornz
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