#2
We've had so many of these threads...

And no, I friggen don't.
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#4
1) No.
2) Because they're fools.

The only way the world will end in 2012 is from a massive overload of these threads.
#5
Yeah, not sure about if the search bar will survive though
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#8
Yeah, 5th season of Metalocalypse will air in 2012.
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#9
I think it will. I've actually bet my brother 10 bucks it will, so now it has to.
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#13
i did a upper school (in Australia so its like your yr11-12) assessment on this recently and its hell interesting. Mainly its because of the mayan calendar which suddenly ends on the 21st of December 2012. This thing has been really accurate so be scared hahaha. There are a mess of other theories but i wouldn't be that worried if i was u, these theories come and go like a hairstyle goes in and out of fashion (except the almighty mullet)
#15
I personally do not believe that - Many theories of apocalypse have been spread durring the millenniums, but none have succeeded
#16
There was supposed to be one in May this year...

Bunch of morons holed themselves up to survive and rebuild society after "the great Apocalypse" and all that bullcrap.

I'm not dead. At least I don't think so. If I've got a banana and a pair of oranges and they're all intact, then that's enough proof of my continued existence.
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There was supposed to be one in May this year...

Bunch of morons holed themselves up to survive and rebuild society after "the great Apocalypse" and all that bullcrap.

I'm not dead. At least I don't think so. If I've got a banana and a pair of oranges and they're all intact, then that's enough proof of my continued existence.

The elite have been doing that for a long time. That was alternative two. Alternative three is when the elites all finally go to the moon and mars to live once the pollution here gets too bad to survive. That is why they keep the aliens under wraps, they don't want them helping common people like you and me.

I say we all go burn down our local GM plant.
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i did a upper school (in Australia so its like your yr11-12) assessment on this recently and its hell interesting. Mainly its because of the mayan calendar which suddenly ends on the 21st of December 2012. This thing has been really accurate so be scared hahaha. There are a mess of other theories but i wouldn't be that worried if i was u, these theories come and go like a hairstyle goes in and out of fashion (except the almighty mullet)


maybe the mayans got bored and called it a day on 12-21 2012, or maybe they were busy getting extinguished by the spanish.

and even if you do believe in all the broad as **** mayan predictions, they didn't necessarily mean that the world was going to end on that date. it's actually the end of some 62 year interval that would, according to the mayans, bring great change to the world.
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The elite have been doing that for a long time. That was alternative two. Alternative three is when the elites all finally go to the moon and mars to live once the pollution here gets too bad to survive. That is why they keep the aliens under wraps, they don't want them helping common people like you and me.

I say we all go burn down our local GM plant.


I wish them good luck .
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maybe the mayans got bored and called it a day on 12-21 2012, or maybe they were busy getting extinguished by the spanish.

and even if you do believe in all the broad as **** mayan predictions, they didn't necessarily mean that the world was going to end on that date. it's actually the end of some 62 year interval that would, according to the mayans, bring great change to the world.

Its when the aliens are coming back to wreck havoc on mankind for not preserving the planet they needed to survive.
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Its when the aliens are coming back to wreck havoc on mankind for not preserving the planet they needed to survive.


That's ****in gnarly.
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That's ****in gnarly.

Yeah. The Mayans were obviously friends with aliens, hence the pyramids. They were probably privy to the deadline the aliens gave humans to shape up. It was probably the Greys. I doubt it was the Transcedentals.
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Yeah. The Mayans were obviously friends with aliens, hence the pyramids. They were probably privy to the deadline the aliens gave humans to shape up. It was probably the Greys. I doubt it was the Transcedentals.


If we actually get blown to shit by aliens, I'll be the happiest dying man ever. I mean come on, how many people so far can say they've been mutilated in the Apocalypse by aliens???
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If we actually get blown to shit by aliens, I'll be the happiest dying man ever. I mean come on, how many people so far can say they've been mutilated in the Apocalypse by aliens???
Every single person on Earth?
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Every single person on Earth?


I'm sure more people have died in the past than will in the Apocalypse. Definitely beats all those guys who commited suicide...
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If we actually get blown to shit by aliens, I'll be the happiest dying man ever. I mean come on, how many people so far can say they've been mutilated in the Apocalypse by aliens???

Tons of people can say they've been mutilated by aliens, really. Its probably where the Nazi's got their UFO information used by Vikter Schauberger. Since almost every war had a third party to push hostilities along, I'm sure the aliens were controlling some of that, going so far as to give certain technological advances to both sides. Maybe they were betting on who would win. Hence why I think it was the greys.

And don't even get me started on foo fighters.
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Every single person on Earth?

Yeah but we would have some kickass stories for the people who died before then if we ended up in an afterlife.
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Yeah but we would have some kickass stories for the people who died before then if we ended up in an afterlife.


Finally someone gets my point.

Besides, I said "SO FAR" >.<
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#29
why would someone bet the world is going to end, either way they wouldnt get any money...
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why would someone bet the world is going to end, either way they wouldnt get any money...
If it's going by the same logic as before, it's so we can brag about it in the afterlife.
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Tons of people can say they've been mutilated by aliens, really. Its probably where the Nazi's got their UFO information used by Vikter Schauberger. Since almost every war had a third party to push hostilities along, I'm sure the aliens were controlling some of that, going so far as to give certain technological advances to both sides. Maybe they were betting on who would win. Hence why I think it was the greys.

And don't even get me started on foo fighters.


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#33
Necrooooooooooooo.

My prophecy didn't come true. Only two seasons of Metalocalypse have been made?

I think humans will be like "derpa derpa doo, it's a normal sunny day," and then bam, everybody's getting flung in the air and people just start evaporating.
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