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#1
I don't know about you UGers, but where I live the girls are either:

a) ugly
b) crazy/weird
c) complete b/tches

now so far a, b and c have been the type of girls who I know, and sometimes I watch movies and you can see the exact type of girl I would love to date (example: Lindsay Lohan in the film Freaky Friday, the charaacter Lohan plays is like the girl of my dreams: likes rock (all girls I know listen only to rihanna and ask me questions like, what's a jimmy hendrix??), plays guitar in a band, is hot and isn't booring.

Do these type of girls exist?? I don't think I'm ever gonna meet that type of girl, good looking and who likes rock/metal I saw Fraky Friday yesterday and I just saw what I want in a girlfriend and what none of the girl I know have, it's actually quite depressing.

Anyone else ever wish that the girls they know were more like a caracter seen in a film???
#2
Yes, they exist.

In movies.
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#5
*witty response involving TS and girls*
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#6
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#8
It's called books stores, man. Women go there to escape guys who are less intelligent, ugly, purely sex driven and immature. It's a proven fact.

Honestly though, go to a book store. Like Barnes and Noble, or something... not the library.
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#10
Stop watching Freaky Friday.
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#12
I think I'm mostly 'b'.



edit: to above,
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#15
That's like asking "Why can't I date a pornstar?"
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#18
See, the problem here is, girls around here are decent looking, some are into deathcore and mainstream metal, but they dont put out...THAT's my problem.
#19
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That's like asking "Why can't I date a pornstar?"


Why can't I date a porn star?
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#21
You spelled Jimi Hendrix wrong.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#23
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No wonder they didn't know what he was talking about



Exactly, TS, this is a communication problem on your end.
Soon you will sit on the bench
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#24
Around my area in england the problem is finding a girl that not in those category's or a bloody chav and thats damn hard.
#26
TS, what's a Jimi Page?
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#27
hmm the thing is, all the girls in my class are unattractive none of them have bf, or very few of them have, I like girs from the Rock scene, as I said we only have girls who love rihanna and seriously ask things like: what's a jimi Hendrix?


sorry, I know a guy called Jimmy and I tend to wite it like that.
#28
Girls around my town are pretty hot, and most of them are pretty nice. You just live in a really crappy place for girls

I remember the chick from the earlier freaky friday before Lohan (she was a swimmer or something...) Was far hotter than Lohan, but i havent see that version since i was 8 so i could be wrong. I cant find pictures of her anywhere
#29
LOL at Freak Friday.

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It's called books stores, man. Women go there to escape guys who are less intelligent, ugly, purely sex driven and immature. It's a proven fact.

Honestly though, go to a book store. Like Barnes and Noble, or something... not the library.


I've never heard of this before but it sounds like a good idea, needless to say it would probably only work in a big city with lots of hots girls which is not how I would describe my location.
#30
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#31
Some girls in real life are infinitely superior to the pieces of plastic found in films.

Some girls are a bit...worse and even more plastic. Yes, it's possible.
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#33
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hmm the thing is, all the girls in my class are unattractive none of them have bf, or very few of them have, I like girs from the Rock scene, as I said we only have girls who love rihanna and seriously ask things like: what's a jimmy Hendrix?

That was almost word for word your original post; it didn't help you help us with your problem. Also, IT'S SPELLED J-I-M-I H-E-N-D-R-I-X
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#34
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Girls around my town are pretty hot, and most of them are pretty nice. You just live in a really crappy place for girls

I remember the chick from the earlier freaky friday before Lohan (she was a swimmer or something...) Was far hotter than Lohan, but i havent see that version since i was 8 so i could be wrong. I cant find pictures of her anywhere



I go to a stupid French school so that ay explain the ugly and the b/tches, as I said none of the girls are attractive and they are all really stereotypes.
#36
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Girls around my town are pretty hot, and most of them are pretty nice. You just live in a really crappy place for girls

I remember the chick from the earlier freaky friday before Lohan (she was a swimmer or something...) Was far hotter than Lohan, but i havent see that version since i was 8 so i could be wrong. I cant find pictures of her anywhere

Last night at my gig the crowd was full of hot scene chicks wereing the shortest shorts ever that had words on then and they were boincing up and down.

I was, so, happy.




.....even though they were there for DR. Acula and not us =\
#37
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Why the hell would you watch that film?



My sister was looking for it for ages and couldn't find the dvd so I let her watch it on my laptop on youtube, I just started watching a bit.
#38
Not everybody needs to know who ****ing Jimi Hendrix is. FGS.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
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