#1
Alright, I was weed-eating the perimeter of my fence the other day and now I have these tiny inscects burrowing into my skin. Everywhere. Apparently they are turkey mites or chiggers or something They make these maddeningly itchy red bumps.
Following anecdotal advise I have applied nail polish to "smother them." This hasn't helped, because by the time the polish dries I've already scratched it off(and a good deal of the skin underneath it as well.) I now have bloody furrows all along the length of my feet and legs where I've been scratching.

Help, please.
#2
Aids.


I found this on a site, serious:

When you wake up, go down to the sporting goods store and buy yourself a pistol and one bullet, because that's the only cure for chiggers.
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#3
Go see a doctor for some magic anti-itchy cream?
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#7
yeah dude you just gotta control yourself. If you put nail polish on em it will kill em but you gotta leave it on for a while. Also, stop being a pussy
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#8
dunno but sea sick steve has a song called chiggers about them, might give you some hints
#9
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Aids.


I didn't even have to look at the forum to see this was the pit.
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that will make it worse.


use sugar water
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Alright, I was weed-eating the perimeter of my fence the other day and now I have these tiny inscects burrowing into my skin. Everywhere. Apparently they are turkey mites or chiggers or something They make these maddeningly itchy red bumps.
Following anecdotal advise I have applied nail polish to "smother them." This hasn't helped, because by the time the polish dries I've already scratched it off(and a good deal of the skin underneath it as well.) I now have bloody furrows all along the length of my feet and legs where I've been scratching.

Help, please.



did it get you high?
#13
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I thought chiggers were chinese people who acted black.


lol
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I thought chiggers were chinese people who acted black.

That's what I thought this thread was going to be about.
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I thought chiggers were chinese people who acted black.

You were not alone.
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lol

So did I.



So they're like some kind of ticks then?
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#18
I thought chiggers were chinese people who acted black.


thats what i was waitin to read about....
*sigh...*
but yea just leave the nail polish on and quit itching it dumbass..
duct tape sum oven mitts on ur hands or somethin
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I thought chiggers were chinese people who acted black.



thats what i thought...
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I didn't even have to look at the forum to see this was the pit.


happens to me all the time
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I thought chiggers were chinese people who acted black.

I know kinda disappointing :[
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#24
I'm a chigger.


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thats what i was waitin to read about....
*sigh...*
but yea just leave the nail polish on and quit itching it dumbass..
duct tape sum oven mitts on ur hands or somethin


I think I will have to. they are in my feet, my legs, my chest, my arms, I even have four or five of the little buggers living UP MY ASS!!!!

Because of my current unaccess to pharmasuticals, I think I'll just have to trim my fingernails way down.
#26
Chiggers don't go in your skin. They're like fleas, except they eat your skin.


I know this because I looked them up when some got on me.

I seriously wanna know how they got in my boxers...
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