Poll: What to do?
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Forget about the slutty bitch
59 22%
Talk to him
69 25%
Kick his ass and forget him
83 30%
Do nothing
63 23%
Voters: 274.
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#1
Okay, so my best friend Kevin knew I liked this girl, and he sorta helped me h/u with her with her a couple days ago. I was gonna get something more started, but I just got a text from my other friend named Peter today that Kevin ****ing hooked up with her. What gay little prick, right? He's about two inches smaller that me, and I could probly kick his ass, so I ask you pit, what to do?
#6
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#8
so you hooked up with her, then he hooked up with her?

sounds like he's doing you a favour by not letting you go out with her.
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#9
you could go cry
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#10
Wow, what an ass move. Just chill. I am sure she will realize he is a "gay little prick" as well soon.
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#11
Stand across from each other and put her in the middle. At the same time, both of you pull down your pants and see who she goes to.

/thread.
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#12
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Shake his hand. Sounds like the better man won.


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#16
Jerk off into his hand while he's sleeping, then tickle his nose with a feather.

Then teabag him.
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#17
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Stand across from each other and put her in the middle. At the same time, both of you pull down your pants and see who she goes to.

/thread.


well apparently ts is 2 inches bigger so that should be easy enough
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#18
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well apparently ts is 2 inches bigger so that should be easy enough

Exactly.
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#19
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Kevin ****ing hooked up with her.



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What gay little prick, right?



Sure, he's gay alright.
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#21
Wait how do you know he is two inches smaller than you. Did u compare dicks or something?

I fail i now realized what u meant by two inches smaller. you meant in height. this is what happens when im tired people
#23
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You should fap in his orange soda.

That'll show him.

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#24
Kick his ass. Was there ever a question about it?
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#25
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He's about two inches smaller that me


take pride in that fact man...

btw, how come "forget them both" isn't an option?
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#26
I could barely understand what you just said...
But from what I can tell, that happened to me. He didn't stop there though. I would've just let it go, but he wanted to fight me! So I did..
I won I think....
(his) girlfriend (the one we were fighting over) broke us up and told me she never wanted to see me again... Though I didn't start it :/

My advice for you is leave it alone, forget them both, move on.
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#27
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Wait how do you know he is two inches smaller than you. Did u compare dicks or something?


I'm pretty sure he was talking about height.


...right?
#29
Height =/= strength or fighting ability

And I don't think he's gay. He did steal "your" girl.
#30
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In taking revenge a man is but even with his enemy; but in passing it over, he is superior.


Wiser words are scarsly said in the pit, I salute you sir.
#35
tell him if hes gonna help you hook up with her and then steal her from you. then he better watch his back (make sure you have the balls to back up what you say.)
#36
You could talk it over with the two of them and make things right. No hard feelings. then maybe you guys could have a threesome.
#37
well me n my best m8 both liked a girl and we got proper jealous of each other you know always saying "i speak to her loads more" etc in the end she went out with some other guy n me n my m8 r still best buds and shes long gone
#39
no rape option?
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#40
Shit happens just deal with it or try to figure out a solution.

*hint* beating up you're friend isn't one of them.
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