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Well, tonight me and my roommates were watching The Prestige on dvd. We'd heard it was good but we really couldn't get into it. We got about half way in and decided to turn it off. We were debating what to do when one of my roomates, Andy comes out with a porn dvd and next thing i knew it was in the player and we were all sat around, 4 guys watching a porn together. It wasn't very good in all honesty. It was just three rather ugly women sitting around in a basement, I don't want to break the rules so i'll just say they were "having fun".

Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off. (Our own, not each others)

Now I feel sort of wrong about it. I'm a straight guy and I just feel really dirty about the whole thing. I haven't really spoken to my roommates since then and I just went into my room and hopped on the internet after a while. So anyway, now i'm here feeling rather dirty knowing that I just sat in a room with 3 other guys having a wank. I had to get it off my chest and what better place to do so than the internet?
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Lol wut? Why would you go to UG?
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Ewwwww TS is gay!
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#7
You turned off The Prestige for porn? You, my friend, have hit a new low.
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That's kinda dirty. Thats the type of thing you save for when you have a female roommate.
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#11
whose room was it? Cuz if they blew a load in your room, you should feel disgusted.
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whose room was it? Cuz if they blew a load in your room, you should feel disgusted.


Well, it was in the main area, we were all on the one sofa apart from one guy who was sitting on the floor in front of us, he nearly got shot on, so he was probably mad for a bit, he shoud've calmed down by now though.
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#20
were you guys right next to each other?!
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were you guys right next to each other?!


Yeah, sitting next to eachother, but we made sure we had no eye contact. So does that make it alright?
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Yeah, sitting next to eachother, but we made sure we had no eye contact. So does that make it alright?


#25
were you all in th open, or did you have blankets?!?!
and why the **** did your friend sit in the splash zone?!?!
#26
I think what made it worst its that we all finished but there was one guy still going at it, but it was awkard because we didn't know if it would be inpolite to leave the room when he hadn't finished.
#27
Nothing wrong with it, really.
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#29
Wow, UG was probably not the place to go, man. Even if you were gay and did that, that's still pretty gay.
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#31
Dude. You need Jesus. Pray for salvation. I'm sure the kid sitting on the floor did, and that's why he avoided a sticky mess.

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I think what made it worst its that we all finished but there was one guy still going at it, but it was awkard because we didn't know if it would be inpolite to leave the room when he hadn't finished.


You should have helped him finish, that would have be the polite thing to do.
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Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off. (each others), not our own)




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I hope you didn't have your dinkles out in the open
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were you all in th open, or did you have blankets?!?!
and why the **** did your friend sit in the splash zone?!?!


He didn't know it was the splash zone, he went over to a place we he thought was a safe area. And no, we didn't have blankets.

EDIT: Yeah, "dinkles"were out in open but we didn't look as i've stated before.
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I had to get it off my chest and what better place to do so than the internet?


Surely the internet is the place which makes you do these things in the first place!
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