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#1
Hello everyone,

I'm a 16 year old boy trying to gain the affection of an older gentleman he is a metal guitarist and is quite into goth culture. I am more on the preppy side any suggestions?
#2
Suck his cock.
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#6
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Lol Wut?


Perfect use of the phrase.
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#8
Go ask /b/. They'll have all your answers.
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#11
uh......wut?
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#12
Umm, this is all just a little fishy.

Oh it's been reported.
http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/westaussie/

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#13
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Must....not...post...pear


Your really hung up on the pear. Arent you? Its not even that funny.

On topic I have no idea.
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#14
okay.... if hes goth than your in the game buddy. Everyone knows goth kids are gay, right?
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#15
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#16
wait wut???

ummm...ummmm

is he gay too?

usually gay people arent picky when it comes to other gay people...or suck his wanger
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#18
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TS, are you gay?

No, he just wants to sleep with another guy.

He's about as straight as a hula-hoop.
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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#19
well im not gay, but for me when it comes to girls, i like the ones that give the best head, so maybe try that
#22
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No, he just wants to sleep with another guy.

He's about as straight as a hula-hoop.


Well it kind of sounds like he's trying to get to know him......


TS, are you pitcher or catcher?
#23
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i call bs.

metalheads are insanely homophobic.

sorry, theyre homophonic. nevermind.


Judas Priest.


I'm not homophobic and I love Judas Priest. Rob Halford might be gay but he is still metal a ****.
#25
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I'm so glad they added that smiley...
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#27
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*pear*


You should delete that before you get banned.
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"First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire."
#28
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*Pear*


*reported*

...dude I have more respect for the TS then you.
Add me or I will eat your kitty!



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touche sir.
#29
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pear

What hath he begotten?
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#31
why is the pear a bad thing? im kinda lost on that
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#33
The pear is actually a work of art without the LOL WUT, so we're kind of defacing it by putting that there. The author says s/he doesn't mind but I'm sure their lying.
#34
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why is the pear a bad thing? im kinda lost on that


Well, long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away-err...well, a couple of years ago in The Pit-a evil force known as the pear surfaced. Luckily the mod-jedi were able to stop this immense overuse of stupidity by banning all who wield the power of the pear side.
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With their diets, finding a fat woman in Japan is like finding someone in the Pit with an IQ over 100.


"First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire."
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#36
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Well, long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away-err...well, a couple of years ago in The Pit-a evil force known as the pear surfaced. Luckily the mod-jedi were able to stop this immense overuse of stupidity by banning all who wield the power of the pear side.

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#37
Quote by amazing FretMan
why is the pear a bad thing? im kinda lost on that

It was a time long past; few now live to recount the tale. I am one of the few.

In distant threads, before the old was old, before the second banning of myself, before Russel WTF, the pear came to these lands.

It began slowly, subversively. Few knew of what dwelled in the dark pages, and the depths of the Pit. Slowly, the Pear was gaining in power. Soon, it would make itself known.

Slowly, whispers of a darkness, growing in the east, reached even the ears of the most invisible lurkers. The Pear was gaining strength, with appearances in many threads.

The mods of the time, who were far fewer, held a secret and sacred council. It was in this council that it was decided: the Pear must be eradicated. Quietly, in the dead of night, it began. People would... vanish. Posts, gone without trace. The Scourge of the Pit had begun. Few realized it at the time, but wherever the Pear would go, the poster of it would be... downsized.

To this day, the Pear is still whispered of, hushed in the corners of the Pit, away from the prying ears of the mods. The past has now fallen from history, into myth, into legend. The legend of the days when the Pear filled the threads of the Pit. They were dark times.
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#38
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It was a time long past; few now live to recount the tale. I am one of the few.

In distant threads, before the old was old, before the second banning of myself, before Russel WTF, the pear came to these lands.

It began slowly, subversively. Few knew of what dwelled in the dark pages, and the depths of the Pit. Slowly, the Pear was gaining in power. Soon, it would make itself known.

Slowly, whispers of a darkness, growing in the east, reached even the ears of the most invisible lurkers. The Pear was gaining strength, with appearances in many threads.

The mods of the time, who were far fewer, held a secret and sacred council. It was in this council that it was decided: the Pear must be eradicated. Quietly, in the dead of night, it began. People would... vanish. Posts, gone without trace. The Scourge of the Pit had begun. Few realized it at the time, but wherever the Pear would go, the poster of it would be... downsized.

To this day, the Pear is still whispered of, hushed in the corners of the Pit, away from the prying ears of the mods. The past has now fallen from history, into myth, into legend. The legend of the days when the Pear filled the threads of the Pit. They were dark times.

Well said.
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#39
Quote by PlayMadness
It was a time long past; few now live to recount the tale. I am one of the few.

In distant threads, before the old was old, before the second banning of myself, before Russel WTF, the pear came to these lands.

It began slowly, subversively. Few knew of what dwelled in the dark pages, and the depths of the Pit. Slowly, the Pear was gaining in power. Soon, it would make itself known.

Slowly, whispers of a darkness, growing in the east, reached even the ears of the most invisible lurkers. The Pear was gaining strength, with appearances in many threads.

The mods of the time, who were far fewer, held a secret and sacred council. It was in this council that it was decided: the Pear must be eradicated. Quietly, in the dead of night, it began. People would... vanish. Posts, gone without trace. The Scourge of the Pit had begun. Few realized it at the time, but wherever the Pear would go, the poster of it would be... downsized.

To this day, the Pear is still whispered of, hushed in the corners of the Pit, away from the prying ears of the mods. The past has now fallen from history, into myth, into legend. The legend of the days when the Pear filled the threads of the Pit. They were dark times.



hahahaha

That's brilliant. If it wasn't so big, I'd sig it.

Anyway, TS, if he's metal, your best shot involves extensive surgery...
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#40
Quote by PlayMadness
It was a time long past; few now live to recount the tale. I am one of the few.

In distant threads, before the old was old, before the second banning of myself, before Russel WTF, the pear came to these lands.

It began slowly, subversively. Few knew of what dwelled in the dark pages, and the depths of the Pit. Slowly, the Pear was gaining in power. Soon, it would make itself known.

Slowly, whispers of a darkness, growing in the east, reached even the ears of the most invisible lurkers. The Pear was gaining strength, with appearances in many threads.

The mods of the time, who were far fewer, held a secret and sacred council. It was in this council that it was decided: the Pear must be eradicated. Quietly, in the dead of night, it began. People would... vanish. Posts, gone without trace. The Scourge of the Pit had begun. Few realized it at the time, but wherever the Pear would go, the poster of it would be... downsized.

To this day, the Pear is still whispered of, hushed in the corners of the Pit, away from the prying ears of the mods. The past has now fallen from history, into myth, into legend. The legend of the days when the Pear filled the threads of the Pit. They were dark times.



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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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