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For those of you who dont know, a magpie is a crow like bird in australia.


so yeh. i was walking home from school when this magpie started swooping down on me. so i ran as fast as i could away from it. but it chased me lyk for about a block continuiing to swoop down on me.

i managed to turn around and swing at it with my bag and it decided to stop chasing me so that was good.


but wtf are you suppose to do when this happens??


lol
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For those of you who dont know, a magpie is a crow like bird in australia.


so yeh. i was walking home from school when this magpie started swooping down on me. so i ran as fast as i could away from it. but it chased me lyk for about a block continuiing to swoop down on me.

i managed to turn around and swing at it with my bag and it decided to stop chasing me so that was good.


but wtf are you suppose to do when this happens??


lol


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#11
I know someone that was attacked by a magpie, he ended up falling while running away and broke his arm on the fall.

As for advice run faster.
#12
lol, twice this month a magpie tried to swoop me

At school I went to the back of the footy oval where a magpie always nests then it tried swoop me over and over so I ran

The next time i was walking past some houses then a magpie just clipped the back of my hair, then I'm like whoah so I kept walking the it did it again clipping my hair again and I'm like oh crap so I put my hoodie on and ran

As for advice, hit it with something and always have a hoodie
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What are you supposed to do?


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#20
They wont swoop you if you look at them. If you walk backwards and keep watching them you'll be ok. Happened to me the other day. Alternatively if you print out a picture of a pair of eyes and stick them to the back of a hat or something they wont swoop you.
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#22
there are magpies in canada too

they attack cats.
douche bags.

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They wont swoop you if you look at them. If you walk backwards and keep watching them you'll be ok. Happened to me the other day. Alternatively if you print out a picture of a pair of eyes and stick them to the back of a hat or something they wont swoop you.



hmm. i was told that they go for the eyes so you shouldnt let them see your eyes..
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This one time, we didn't have a door in one of doorways, cause it was getting fixed. Anyways, I was home alone at the time, and there were about 3 magpies just sitting outside that doorway. So, I went and scared the bastards away.
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They're not like crows, and the crows we have here are actually Australian Ravens.


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#29
I love magpie attacks i remember when i was a smaller we were riding around on bikes and a magpie latched onto my friends helmet and just went apeshit on his helmet, clawing and pecking, him screaming ah good times.
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#32
Ahhhh magpie season, I have a nest right at the top of my driveway. I just grab a stick or something and swing away when it gets near. And yeah if you keep looking at them and walk backwards they'll stop or at least swoop less.
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They attack my cat
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For those of you who dont know, a magpie is a crow like bird in australia.


so yeh. i was walking home from school when this magpie started swooping down on me. so i ran as fast as i could away from it. but it chased me lyk for about a block continuiing to swoop down on me.

i managed to turn around and swing at it with my bag and it decided to stop chasing me so that was good.


but wtf are you suppose to do when this happens??


lol


Dude, magpies are really not that bad, I have several that come to my backyard that I feed by hand and they let their babies do the same, they are real friendly if you just stay away form their nests. If one swoops you, just hit the floor, because they can only swoop so low.
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lemme be the first to say

A dingo ate my baby!


You are American, your baby was so fat that the dingo couldn't finish it
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hmm. i was told that they go for the eyes so you shouldnt let them see your eyes..


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Magpie burgers?
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#38
why are some people planning defense strategies for when a bird swoops down on you? i would fight back and make some fuckin magpie stew
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jesus christ birds attack you in that strange land?

We get attacked by everything here

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