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I have a reoccuring dream where I have a full grown beard and the extent of the dream is me sitting in front of a mirror stroking it.

Anyone else have this dream, too?

EDIT: ITT epic beard pics?
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sht up u flthy librl foogit stfu u soo mad n butthurdt ur ass is an analpocolypse cuz ur so gay "my ass hrts so mcuh" - u. your rectally vexed n anlly angushed lolo go bck 2 asslnd lolol
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#3
I dreamt I had a Hetfield beard once... I was never happier
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#4


No I've never had a dream like that.
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#6
Yes, but I wasn't happy with them. My beard was made of long blond hairs, that would only grow on my throat.


#7
Dude...it's your time...grow a beard.
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#8
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Yes, but I wasn't happy with them. My beard was made of long blond hairs, that would only grow on my throat.

lol n'eard l0s3r

I wish I could grow one. I''m 16 and my chin and burns are only just starting =(
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sht up u flthy librl foogit stfu u soo mad n butthurdt ur ass is an analpocolypse cuz ur so gay "my ass hrts so mcuh" - u. your rectally vexed n anlly angushed lolo go bck 2 asslnd lolol
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Beard Dream Meaning - Psychological Meaning: A beard symbolises the primitive man within you - the untamed, sexual side of yourself. According To Freud, a man who dreams of having his beard cut fears castration- a symbol of loss of sexual confidence. If a woman dreams of growing a beard it may show a desire to play a man's role i.e. to have a more powerful job or be assertive. Long beards are associated with old age and wisdom. A wizened old man with a long grey beard represents the insight that comes from the unconscious. It is your own higher self that can guide you to greater knowledge and understanding.

Beard Dream Meaning - Mystical Meaning: An Arab will not thank you if you pull his beard for this is considered a terrible insult. Wars have been waged over lesser sins. Similarly in Europe and America to dream of a beard signifies a fierce battle ahead.


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So, don't let the untamed sexual side of yourself pull an Arab's beard...
#12
Why would other people be having your dream?
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#13
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No, however how long is the beard? Is it ginger?

Not quite, it was quite badass.
The burns are orange but then it's mixed orange/black on my cheeks and the chin and 'stache are solid black.
I guess the hairs are about 1/2 an inch long? I dunno, they're curled pretty hard
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sht up u flthy librl foogit stfu u soo mad n butthurdt ur ass is an analpocolypse cuz ur so gay "my ass hrts so mcuh" - u. your rectally vexed n anlly angushed lolo go bck 2 asslnd lolol
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i would grow a beard but i have one small spot left of my chin that doesnt grow
I'm so hip your grandpa broke me.
#19
I've always wanted a longer beard but the only people that have long beards at my school are either rednecks or tools :<
#21
For whatever reason I pictured you as Kim Thayil sitting in a dark room, plotting how to break free of your cinnabon job and become a famous rock star again
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#22
no. thats because I DO have a beard and i stroke it in front of the mirror
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#23
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no. thats because I DO have a beard and i stroke it in front of the mirror

Lucky duckey =(
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sht up u flthy librl foogit stfu u soo mad n butthurdt ur ass is an analpocolypse cuz ur so gay "my ass hrts so mcuh" - u. your rectally vexed n anlly angushed lolo go bck 2 asslnd lolol
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I have a reoccuring dream where I have a full grown beard and the extent of the dream is me sitting in front of a mirror stroking it.

Anyone else have this dream, too?




How long do these dreams seem to last?
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#26
Only a few minutes, bro. Then they just fade away.
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sht up u flthy librl foogit stfu u soo mad n butthurdt ur ass is an analpocolypse cuz ur so gay "my ass hrts so mcuh" - u. your rectally vexed n anlly angushed lolo go bck 2 asslnd lolol
#28
a beard you say?
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#29
Big picture is big, brah.
But yes. One like that but orange burns and then black on the chin
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sht up u flthy librl foogit stfu u soo mad n butthurdt ur ass is an analpocolypse cuz ur so gay "my ass hrts so mcuh" - u. your rectally vexed n anlly angushed lolo go bck 2 asslnd lolol
#30
picture is big because my beard requires it, the beard is king
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#31
even though I currently do not have my beard, I feel these pics are completely relevant, and hence is why I'm posting them

DREAM?!!?


I do not DREAM of beards. I LIVE for my beard!






It isn't/wasn't perfect, and I know when I re-grow it, it will be different since it's had more time to develop, but I still can't wait to have it back.

Damn Burger King and their beard prejudice.


EDIT: Also, I am not ginger. My beard is REALLY red, but my hair is a kind of amazing reddish-blondish-stuffish.
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#32
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even though I currently do not have my beard, I feel these pics are completely relevant, and hence is why I'm posting them

DREAM?!!?


I do not DREAM of beards. I LIVE for my beard!






It isn't/wasn't perfect, and I know when I re-grow it, it will be different since it's had more time to develop, but I still can't wait to have it back.

Damn Burger King and their beard prejudice.


EDIT: Also, I am not ginger. My beard is REALLY red, but my hair is a kind of amazing reddish-blondish-stuffish.

Don't be ashamed man. It's cool. I understand that you have to live with that kind of stuff (the hair color.. not having it. sadness.. crying...)
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sht up u flthy librl foogit stfu u soo mad n butthurdt ur ass is an analpocolypse cuz ur so gay "my ass hrts so mcuh" - u. your rectally vexed n anlly angushed lolo go bck 2 asslnd lolol
#33
Ahh, this has been on my mind lately. If the Irish gene hadn't made me a hairless 18 year old, I would have a full grown beard by now.

I'd like a scruffy hobo-ish beard one day......
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Ahh, this has been on my mind lately. If the Irish gene hadn't made me a hairless 18 year old, I would have a full grown beard by now.

I'd like a scruffy hobo-ish beard one day......

And yet I blame my (supposed) Irish gene on HAVING my beard, etc.
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#35
HAHAHAHA! dude i love the pit that was some epik lulz right there
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#36
i want this to be me one day. well, its me now, i just dont have that beard...



yet.
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#37
no1flyhalf: As I scrolling down, I went quickley past your pic and it looked like a real beard...
And it looked go0o0o0o0od.


No homo
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sht up u flthy librl foogit stfu u soo mad n butthurdt ur ass is an analpocolypse cuz ur so gay "my ass hrts so mcuh" - u. your rectally vexed n anlly angushed lolo go bck 2 asslnd lolol
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#38
...thank you.

im really pissed because the facial hair that i have now is no where NEAR as awesome as that.
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#39
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...thank you.

im really pissed because the facial hair that i have now is no where NEAR as awesome as that.

I heard horse piss stimulates the folicals(sp?)
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sht up u flthy librl foogit stfu u soo mad n butthurdt ur ass is an analpocolypse cuz ur so gay "my ass hrts so mcuh" - u. your rectally vexed n anlly angushed lolo go bck 2 asslnd lolol
#40
I've had a dream where I looked in the mirror and, to my surprise, was growing Lemmy-styled facial hair...Word.
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