#1
So I went over to Baum's music for a new flipbook right before i had to march (marching band) and there was this smokin hot girl sitting outside with her acoustic guitar right next to her. We exchanged glances, and i walked inside. I came back out with the flipbook, and she was gone

I was gonna ask her for her number in my marching overalls and show shirt too. That takes some serious balls. And she was gone

and just so this isn't spam, share your horrible experiences such as this one.
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^yeah that would be the problem here, they're a few tiles short of a roof and wouldnt undertand.

Lol^^
#3
"all my troubles seemed so far away..."

oh this is not what i thought it was *leaves*
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#5
I once got woken up by my nan kissing me. That's probably the worst thing i've ever experienced.
#8
I would want to shake your hand if you had gone up and talked to her in your marching band uniform
#9
I was sitting outside with my guitar when this guy started perving all over me. As soon he went inside a shop I got the hell out of there.
#11
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I was sitting outside with my guitar when this guy started perving all over me. As soon he went inside a shop I got the hell out of there.


How can I help it? My hormones are RAGING!!!!!!!!!
#12
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"all my troubles seemed so far away..."

oh this is not what i thought it was *leaves*


I was gonna say that
#13
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I once got woken up by my nan kissing me. That's probably the worst thing i've ever experienced.

What's a nan? lol

and im not that ugly
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^yeah that would be the problem here, they're a few tiles short of a roof and wouldnt undertand.

Lol^^
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PROTIP: Next time, man up.

i was in my freakin marching uniform! id like to see you ask some chick for her number wearing one.
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^yeah that would be the problem here, they're a few tiles short of a roof and wouldnt undertand.

Lol^^
#18
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What's a nan? lol

and im not that ugly

It's the english word for Grandma.
#19
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"all my troubles seemed so far away..."

oh this is not what i thought it was *leaves*


I was also going to say that
Anyway, that really sucks...did you see what kinda acoustic it was?
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I was also going to say that
Anyway, that really sucks...did you see what kinda acoustic it was?

it was in a case.
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^yeah that would be the problem here, they're a few tiles short of a roof and wouldnt undertand.

Lol^^
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"all my troubles seemed so far away..."

oh this is not what i thought it was *leaves*


qft. sad day.
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#26
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Smoking hot girl...that plays guitar... this cant be true

oh it's possible. i know 4.

but none of them are any good.
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^yeah that would be the problem here, they're a few tiles short of a roof and wouldnt undertand.

Lol^^
#27
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I was gonna say that

hi5!!
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What's a nan? lol

and im not that ugly

a nan is british word for gran, n00b!
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#28
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It's the english word for Grandma.

I'm English and I never say 'nan'. I always just say 'Grandma'. Am I strange?
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#29
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i was in my freakin marching uniform! id like to see you ask some chick for her number wearing one.


A little confidence goes a long way, band uniform aside.
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#30
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i was in my freakin marching uniform! id like to see you ask some chick for her number wearing one.

I've done it, well, more hit on some random girl with a full head on uniform on with the hat and everything......I got shot down pretty fast.....
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#31
Quote by PMaN23456
Smoking hot girl...that plays guitar... this cant be true


exactly! girls can't play music, they don't have the intelectual capacity. Look at Meg White.
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#32
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I'm English and I never say 'nan'. I always just say 'Grandma'. Am I strange?

No, I say grandma and nan. It's how I tell the difference between the two eldest females in my family.
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I'm English and I never say 'nan'. I always just say 'Grandma'. Am I strange?

*nods*
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^yeah that would be the problem here, they're a few tiles short of a roof and wouldnt undertand.

Lol^^
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I was sitting outside with my guitar when this guy started perving all over me. As soon he went inside a shop I got the hell out of there.


Thank you for posting that in this thread so there wouldn't be a whole other parody thread.
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#35
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i was in my freakin marching uniform! id like to see you ask some chick for her number wearing one.


My marching uniform is badass, mainly because I wear it, and, I've turned a girl down while wearing it.

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