#3
To..fap?
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#4
To join my noble cause.
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#5
His parents got very drunk and screwed like bunnies in the bathroom of the bar they were in.
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#6
Because his parents didn't use a condom?
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#7
to lead idiots
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#9
Because I was drunk.
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#10
to give everyone else a chance...
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#11
his mum's easy....

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#14
to have sex with pokemon
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#15
his mother wouldn't swallow back then.
how things have changed
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#17
So I can openly ridicule them on the internets, increasing my e-penis level past 9000.

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#19
because i went back in time and ejaculated into the primordial ooze thats why all of ye were born
#20
mopmaster was born to live like a squirral in the wirral


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#22
To be a giant pair of boobs.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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#23
to say that someone above him ****s couches.
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#26
to be take part as an actor in my homemade adult movies?
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#29
to finally discover, after many years, that the _hatton is necessary.
edit: beaten
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

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