#1
i've been seeing this girl for about a month and last night i got downtown. so i was minding my own business, fingering her and tounging her clit, and she moved some and light got in from under the sheets and all i saw was red. she was bleeding up a mad storm. and i was like um...are you on your period? she said "no...why", "cuz you're bleeding..." and she got up and omg...it was a mess. we covered a towel in blood cleaning her and her bed up. needless to say i felt terrible cuz i play classical guitar and i should've known better than to use my right hand cuz the nails are long. wierd part was she said she didn't feel pain, she didn't feel like i cut her or anything. so...has that happened to any of you guys?
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#6
She cums blood.

Only time I'm ever using that.
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#8
if you went deep enough you could have popped her cherry if she was a virgin. When I had nails I was generally pretty careful but I did **** up once and caused a little bit of bleeding but its really not that big a deal, give it a day and she's set to go again.
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#9
You broke her hymen.

You are unaware of this, you shouldn't be sticking anything near her vajayjay.

Sex thread *reported*
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#10
I was waiting for the "long story short, we all jacked off right there, watching that porn"
#11
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She cums blood.

Only time I'm ever using that.

I'll be keeping an eye on you
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#12
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needless to say i felt terrible cuz i play classical guitar

It's okay.
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#13
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She cums blood.

Only time I'm ever using that.

Nice one Ex'sAndOh's .
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