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#1
alright, i am in desprite need of money, i need some get rich quick schimes, i;m only twelve so I can't get a job yet. the reason for needing the money: my startatocaster is falling apart.so what are easy, simple, get rich quick schimes???
#2
12?
Don't you have to be 13 to use this site?


LOL


Sell drugs.

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#3
Lemonade stands.
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#4
I'm only replying to voice my utter bewilderment and loss of words at this thread.

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wat

#6
ask your parents to do chores around your house. there's no way to make money quickly without doing a lot of work.
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#9
Place a huge bet that Obama will be assasinated by a 12 yr old wielding a rusty cheese grater. Then go out and do it. Easy money.

Might get 50/1 for that...
#13
rob the local convenience store with a 6 foot homemade sword
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#14
You could sell your virginity (anal or otherwise) for quite a lot on film. Make sure you get rid of it before you hit 13, or the value will drop quite significantly
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#16
I heard michael Jackson has a lot of money!
hit him uo...^__--
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#17
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You could sell your virginity (anal or otherwise) for quite a lot on film. Make sure you get rid of it before you hit 13, or the value will drop quite significantly



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#18
there are sites where you can do surveys and theyll send you money
or you could sell your stuff
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#20
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Place a huge bet that Obama will be assasinated by a 12 yr old wielding a rusty cheese grater. Then go out and do it. Easy money.

Might get 50/1 for that...


Probably have enough money to buy the guitar to play while your in prison. And because it was done at such as young age you could get out in your 20s or earlier and be a great rock star from all those years of practice.
#23
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wuts uh startatocaster




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#24
Yes your life must be horrible cause your ""Startatocaster"" is falling apart. Wouldve been nice to have a $400 bass when i was 12 that would fall apart...
#25
im pretty sure the caretaker has some openings

(lets see who will get this)
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touche vman, touche

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#26
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Probably have enough money to buy the guitar to play while your in prison. And because it was done at such as young age you could get out in your 20s or earlier and be a great rock star from all those years of practice.


Is the sentence for murder reduced because President McCain looks favourably upon those who smite his enemies?

On second thoughts, rape Steve Jobs, nobody likes a smug rich bloke, especially one whose name makes fun of the unemployed
#28
Or you could sell a testacle im sure an old guy would love one!
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#29
Lace lemonade with morphine.

/cult tv reference no one is going to get

IDK, ask your parents if there are any big projects you can do around the house. Chances are, they've been procratinating on doing something.
#31
You shouldn't have bought a startatocaster to begin with, there's your problem. You could have avoided all of this buy buying a stratocaster like everyone else who's starting to play.
#32
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im pretty sure the caretaker has some openings

(lets see who will get this)

Are you talking about the dead chris rock from the longest yard ^___^
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Epiphone Prophecy LP GX
(Scenic Painted) American Project Strat
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Marshall 1960a 410


SELLING 360 $200USD obo
#33
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Are you talking about the dead chris rock from the longest yard ^___^



actually im talking about an old thread that someone posted. its a video about molestation awareness and the caretaker molests children. its funny. laugh damn you.
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#35
Pimp, or make WoW chars and sell them lolololol
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#36
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Or you could sell a testacle im sure an old guy would love one!


Hell, I'd love one and I'm not even an old guy...
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#38
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this thread is full of fail. im out


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