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#1
...like if you were stuck in the wilderness, would it be reasonable to eat your own semen for sustenance?
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#2
You would find nothing but protein in it, but yes, it would be acceptable.
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#3
Quote by Animorphy
...like if you were stuck in the wilderness, would it be reasonable to eat your own semen for sustenance?


It cant be disgested

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#4
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#5
you can have mine
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#7
maybe not eat it, but the SAS used it as an invisible ink lol
#9
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Surely if you're in the wilderness there would be other animals whose semen you could eat.
So if you were lost in the wild rather than kill and eat an animal, you'd catch it, wank it off, scrape up the semen and eat it? Nice.
#11
Quote by yurfinlfntsy
You would find nothing but protein in it, but yes, it would be acceptable.


You'd get more protein on chewing your lip though. The sugars might help a bit though.
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#12
Remind me to never go camping with TS!!
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#13
Wait....are you coming up with an excuse to suck someone's dick?


edit: I just saw the genius in this. I take a chick "camping" and we get "lost" and I'm all save yourself by eating your semen. Then I'll hire a bassist to play some porn music when she unzips my pants.
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You'd get more protein on chewing your lip though. The sugars might help a bit though.



It wouldn't be a very good source of anything, but you can have solace in the fact that you're, in essence, eating babies.

You'd have a better chance of survival eating berries.
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#15
The energy it would take masturbating wouldn't be worth it. There are much better ways of getting food in the wilderness.
#16
there are shows like Man vs Wild and Survivorman for a reason...
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Wait....are you coming up with an excuse to suck someone's dick?


And no.
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#21
wtf is wrong with you god y would you even ask
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#22
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So if you were lost in the wild rather than kill and eat an animal, you'd catch it, wank it off, scrape up the semen and eat it? Nice.



>___> he has a point...

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Wait....are you coming up with an excuse to suck someone's dick?


edit: I just saw the genius in this. I take a chick "camping" and we get "lost" and I'm all save yourself by eating your semen. Then I'll hire a bassist to play some porn music when she unzips my pants.


lmfao or you and the girl can eat the bassist?
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#23
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>___> he has a point...


lmfao or you and the girl can eat the bassist?


No she wouldn't know about the bassist and I'd have secret food. I mean I'm pretty sure this is the only situation in which I could get action so don't educate them on other options.
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#24
Well if I'm ever stranded with a guy I doubt it'll be the first thing to spring to mind.
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#25
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So if you were lost in the wild rather than kill and eat an animal, you'd catch it, wank it off, scrape up the semen and eat it? Nice.

Just what I was thinking
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Quote by OddOneOut
Well if I'm ever stranded with a guy I doubt it'll be the first thing to spring to mind.
I bet it'd be the first thing he'd think of.
#27
I thought of this when i heard about a couple that got stuck in the middle of nowhere in their car and they drank windshield washer fluid to survive. I thought of other stuff that at least the girl could drink
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#28
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And no.


I was joking
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#29
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Well if I'm ever stranded with a guy I doubt it'll be the first thing to spring to mind.


Well your not invited on my camping trip.
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#30
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I bet it'd be the first thing he'd think of.

two posts of win already in this thread smb
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#31
Quote by yurfinlfntsy
but you can have solace in the fact that you're, in essence, eating babies.


MMMMMMmmmm.... Babies!
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#33
Quote by yurfinlfntsy
It wouldn't be a very good source of anything, but you can have solace in the fact that you're, in essence, eating babies.

You'd have a better chance of survival eating berries.

wait, wait, wait.

No.

Just...

A baby is NOT a sperm.
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#34
Quote by Yngwi3
wait, wait, wait.

No.

Just...

A baby is NOT a sperm.



STOP LYING TO YOURSELF


You just don't want to accept the fact that you're eating a copy of your genetic code, which may have someday entered the womb of a woman, and created a bouncy, babbling monster of a child.


</strangehypotheticalpeptalk>
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#35
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Well your not invited on my camping trip.

Thank god for that.


Actually, there's really no point in me being in this thread. I don't produce protein enriched seminal fluids, do I?
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#36
Quote by smb
So if you were lost in the wild rather than kill and eat an animal, you'd catch it, wank it off, scrape up the semen and eat it? Nice.


its like milking a cow, eventually they'll make more. its not like the meat from an animal regenerates once it's been killed.

here's my two cents.

if there are no animals or vegetation, but you are stuck with other people, it would be okay to eat them. the liver is full of vitamins and can help you survive.

the human body can last around 6 weeks (from what i remember) without food, but will perish in a matter of hours without water (under certain conditions).

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STOP LYING TO YOURSELF


You just don't want to accept the fact that you're eating a copy of your genetic code, which may have someday entered the womb of a woman, and created a bouncy, babbling monster of a child.


</strangehypotheticalpeptalk>


you mean half a copy.
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#37
no! id rathe cut mine off
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#38
Quote by OddOneOut
Thank god for that.


Actually, there's really no point in me being in this thread. I don't produce protein enriched seminal fluids, do I?


Actually a few women ejaculate and its similar to semen so possibly...
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#39
Quote by saitenslayer
no! id rathe cut mine off

You would rather eat your own penis than eat what comes out of it?
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#40
Quote by OddOneOut
Thank god for that.


Actually, there's really no point in me being in this thread. I don't produce protein enriched seminal fluids, do I?


well, if i had to eat human fluids id rather have the one produced by a girl (not in their periods or pregnancy) lol


but a fluid is a fluid, and no matter what i find all of them to be disgusting lol
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