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#1
So I have enough homework to constitute an all nighter. Any help on how to do this. I know I can keep myself awake, but being focused will be the tough part. I have to finish one novel (halfway done) and read an entire second one. Read 4 chapters in my Physics book, read a physics-related article, along with writing a reaction, and doing some simple math problems. No suggestions like adderol or the like please. There's no soda/candy in the house, I doubt I can keep a caffeine buzz going via tea or hot chocolate, and I surprisingly don't know how to make coffee. So I'm asking the pit on how to keep focused all night to do my over-procrastinated homework.
#2
Don't fall asleep
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#4
Get teh hellzorz off UG for starters....

Eat, and listen/watch TV or music really loudly.....or with headphones

And take occasional short breaks, I did this once, just take a few minutes to get up, walk around, etc......
I had to read most of The Scarlet Letter and finish a 20 page packet of worksheets all in one night......
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#5
Put on deth metulz! and dude honestly i dont see you getting that done... what novels are you reading?
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#6
Monster's are your friends (or whichever energy drink you prefer)
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#7
Go to the "Mindfuck thread" It has been known to cause insomnia!
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#8
I actually never drink energy drinks (I've never tried even a red bull or Monster). The books are pretty easy, The Hound of Baskerville and Monster. I might be able to walk to the deli to buy a few energy drinks if need be... I'll wait for more advice (sadly this is a last resort of procrastination).
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You're ill tomorrow, therefore you can't go to school - problem solved for 1+ day(s).
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I actually never drink energy drinks (I've never tried even a red bull or Monster). The books are pretty easy, The Hound of Baskerville and Monster. I might be able to walk to the deli to buy a few energy drinks if need be... I'll wait for more advice (sadly this is a last resort of procrastination).


I don't see the fact that you've never had one before stops that from being an option, go out and buy some. Doesn't matter how late it is, go to one of those 24-hour petrol stations. I bought some energy drinks at 4am to keep me going through the rest of the day after an all nighter once.
#13
do what mattyp said, oh and quit procrastinating, you will regret it, I did.
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#14
Here is what i do when i pull an all nighter. I get a can of soda and but coffee grounds in it. I then drink it down, it gets you a little paranoid since it really does keep you awake for a while. Just drink a little then put like three spoonfuls in the can and chug, trust me on it, it works.
#15
walk to the deli and get energy drinks. And get off UG.

Do the math and reaction first.

Use sparknotes for the two novels to get an understanding of the book beforehand and then read as much as you can.


If you save the easy math problems for last, you might get the idea in your head like you can do it tomorrow morning whilst eating breakfast. So make sure to do that first to avoid desaster.


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#16
Just don't do it. Seriously, no homework is worth that much trouble.
#17
dont fap. that makes you want to sleep.
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i used to do these all the time:

- put on a movie ur VERY familar with so it can run in the background

-dont use headphones...u'll fall asleep faster

-coffee is ur friend, but you'll feel reallllly weird in teh morn

-if u have a pet, keep them nearby and interact with them alot, they really really help

-if ur using messenger, chat to ppl if their on occasionally, this helps depending on the wokr ur doin

-anything that keeps ur brain stimulated

- do light excersise every hour - anything to keep ur oxygen flow up to deter yawning as much as possible
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#19
setting little short range goals will help. Like, read 50 pages from one of the novels. Then do 5 math problems, then read the physics article. Just keep changing things up so you don't get super bored with one and fall asleep. And, get the worst out of the way first. Good Luck, I'm so glad I'm not doing that tonight.
#20
I read somewhere that listening to music that you hate will keep you awake. Try it, it should work.
#21
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i used to do these all the time:

- put on a movie ur VERY familar with so it can run in the background

-dont use headphones...u'll fall asleep faster

-coffee is ur friend, but you'll feel reallllly weird in teh morn

-if u have a pet, keep them nearby and interact with them alot, they really really help

-if ur using messenger, chat to ppl if their on occasionally, this helps depending on the wokr ur doin

-anything that keeps ur brain stimulated

- do light excersise every hour - anything to keep ur oxygen flow up to deter yawning as much as possible


All these things will most likely prolong his homework.
#22
frequent trips to starbucks/dunkin doughnuts to load up on coffee.
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i used to do these all the time:

- put on a movie ur VERY familar with so it can run in the background

-dont use headphones...u'll fall asleep faster

-coffee is ur friend, but you'll feel reallllly weird in teh morn

-if u have a pet, keep them nearby and interact with them alot, they really really help

-if ur using messenger, chat to ppl if their on occasionally, this helps depending on the wokr ur doin

-anything that keeps ur brain stimulated

- do light excersise every hour - anything to keep ur oxygen flow up to deter yawning as much as possible


So...the best way to get everything done is by watching movies, petting my dog, drinking coffee, talking on AIM and exercising? How would I get my work done with all that distration?
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#24
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All these things will most likely prolong his homework.


nope, they helped me greatly, especially the pets.

look the point is he has to keep his brain stimulated, if he sits there in silence, with no-one to talk to and yawning, how much work do you think he'll actually do?
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#26
hey worked for me, and that was doing engineering work and design folios.

you asked for advice because you didnt get ur work done in the first place, so dont knock back thoughts from someone who works a damn sight harder than you ever have.

good luck anyway
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#28
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walk to the deli and get energy drinks. And get off UG.

Do the math and reaction first.

Use sparknotes for the two novels to get an understanding of the book beforehand and then read as much as you can.


If you save the easy math problems for last, you might get the idea in your head like you can do it tomorrow morning whilst eating breakfast. So make sure to do that first to avoid desaster.


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#29
Get off the computer and start as soon as you can.

Or just skip school tomorrow.
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#30
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I think I'm gonna swing by my deli right now and pick up a few cans of Rockstar or Monster, hopefully they taste good. Thanks.


He has definently never had Rockstar before!
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#31
Honestly.. if theres a coffee maker and coffee in the house.. make some.
Look on the internet on how to make it LOL
When I was 13.. I had to pull an all nighter.. had no clue how to do it so I learned
how to make coffee. It tasted absolutely disgusting, but it totally kept me up all night.
Trust me, it'll be near impossible to pull it off without caffeine.
Careful though, cause when you get to school tomorrow you're going to be tired as hell.
I was getting chills and I almost had a feeling like I was totally empty (metaphorically :P)

But it's worth it if it means that you get the work done


EDIT: Yeah, the energy drinks will actually probably just work better xD
#32
One word, two syllables. Sparknotes.
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#34
It'll be hard, but you will feel so awesome once your done. Also, cold water + face = good.
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#35
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that is my advice to you.


this.


i suggest eating mentos and drinking coca cola tomorrow morning.
#36
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He has definently never had Rockstar before!

LOLOLOLOLOL ITZ TR00! Monster is like girls in a can though.
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#37
Staying awake won't be the hardest part.
Remembering all that shit will be
Take notes or do something to document important bits of each item so you don't lose sleep for nothing.

Also: THIS.

It speaks the truth.
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#38
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I had to read most of The Scarlet Letter and finish a 20 page packet of worksheets all in one night......


*shudders*
That book bored me to tears.
We got to read the odyssey right after though, so it was all good.
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#39
When you feel like you'll fall asleep, slap yourself.
Repeat as often as necessary.
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#40
What kind of tea do you drink? Hopefully Earl Grey because you could make "Black Death" no it won't kill ya it'll make you more energized than you have ever been before. You fill up a tea cup a quarter of teh way then put in 4-6 Earl Grey tea bags and let it soak for a couple of minutes, then down it like a shot. I've done for for a couple of last second end-of-semester papers. Works god, and it helps you during Rock Band!!!!
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