Poll: Do you watch porn?
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View poll results: Do you watch porn?
Yes, its awesome!
33 47%
Yes, but it bores me!
19 27%
No, its disgusting!
3 4%
No, I'd prefer a beer.
6 9%
Batman... (one too many poll options)
9 13%
Voters: 70.
#1
So, to get straight to the point, who here watches pornography?

I do. I admit it. The thing is that it bores me, but I still watch it. It usually goes like this:

"Hrmm... I think I'll watch some porn."
I find porn and begin to watch.
"This is pretty cool-- Is that a butterfly?"

It doesn't hold my attention. All of a sudden I'm overcome with a feeling of "Whoopdeedoo! Its a penis and a vagina slugging it out. The penis charges forth with a vicious spear attack but the vagina counters by absorbing the blow and getting everything wet."

Meh, short rant. Moral of the story is that its been too long since I've gotten laid.
Does anyone know the song that goes: ba ba bah, ba ba buh, bu ba bum, ba ba bah, ba bu buh, bu bu bum, bu ba bu bu bum baam?
#7
Its a thought that's been plaguing my mind for the past couple weeks or so.
Does anyone know the song that goes: ba ba bah, ba ba buh, bu ba bum, ba ba bah, ba bu buh, bu bu bum, bu ba bu bu bum baam?
#9
maybe try watching different types? i like boobs personally..they never really get old
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#11
I think I look at it more from a point of envy sometimes. Its hard to get into because sometimes I'm thinking "why am I not doing that?"

I have an idea, though. I'm thinking about writing a movie, a good movie, but put lots of gratuitous sex in it. I'll edit two versions. One without the sex and one with. Send the version without the sex to various film festivals, competitions and such and hope that it gains at least a little recognition. Then that would direct people to a website where they could buy the porn version. The positive part of this is that if it works, I get laid and make money. But it may not work, then I'm out however many hundreds of dollars.

I also have an idea for alternative transportation. I bought some rope for that today, but that's a different story entirely.
Does anyone know the song that goes: ba ba bah, ba ba buh, bu ba bum, ba ba bah, ba bu buh, bu bu bum, bu ba bu bu bum baam?
#13
We're in the same boat mate.
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#14
Clicked away from a website (let's say it's like youtube but red, still a tube) and saw this thread in the pit.
I like to start looking at porn and I'll get really pumped up (not only my penis) and I go lift weights. Sometimes my boner gets in the way though
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#17
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So, to get straight to the point, who here watches pornography?

I do. I admit it. The thing is that it bores me, but I still watch it. It usually goes like this:

"Hrmm... I think I'll watch some porn."
I find porn and begin to watch.
"This is pretty cool-- Is that a butterfly?"

It doesn't hold my attention. All of a sudden I'm overcome with a feeling of "Whoopdeedoo! Its a penis and a vagina slugging it out. The penis charges forth with a vicious spear attack but the vagina counters by absorbing the blow and getting everything wet."

Meh, short rant. Moral of the story is that its been too long since I've gotten laid.


You admit it? I always assumed everyone on UG jacked it to horse porn.
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#18
not any more.

it was mostly because i now live in a college dorm and

a)the private, more secure wifi is very unreliable
b)you don't want your roommate walking in on you jacking off.

also, needless to say, there's a lot of slutty girls around here...
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#19
I've had the same problem, but that's just because I have the attention span and focus of a goldfish.
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#20
I like porn. But I find it funny. I can't help but laugh when I hear "take that deep bitch" and shit like that. It's laughable. But also highly enjoyable
#21
i dont watch pron that often, but beer and porn at the same time is fairly killer
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#22
like many people around, i spent a period watching so much porn that it bores me now

I accutally get no enjoyment from jacking off, but my body makes me

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#23
bleh, it bores me out.

srsly there are better things to do, and i'm serious.
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