#1
What's your favorite unintentionally funny line (or chorus) from a song?

"Hate" - Plain White T's:

"Hate is a strong word, so I really don't like you."


It had me rolling on the floor laughing when I first heard it.
Quote by Les_Frederiksen
PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

Quote by Darksucker
PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

Quote by genghisgandhi
Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#3
There were plants and birds and rocks and things.


-\_/-
Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#5
anything by dragonforce.
STEAM: beachhhhhhhh

Quote by cornmancer
Please daddy, just for one hour.
#6
Quote by Hoodoo Child
anything by dragonforce.


damn you hoodoo child! that was going to be mine!
Quote by angus is god
maybe she passed out in the bathroom. You should have found her then had one of your friends yell "FINISH HER!" like from mortal combat and then jizz on her
#7
Blinded by the light! Revved up like a douche and the runner in the night!

Yeah yeah it's deuce, GTFO I don't care.
#8
Quote by Hoodoo Child
anything by dragonforce.



win
Epiphone G-400
Yamaha Pacifica (Mod on hold due to procrastination)
Rocktron Banshee
Marshall 10CD

Quote by geetarguy13

I've never smoked before but it looks like fun.
#9
In the recording of my friend's band's song 'Vengeance' the lyrics go 'Scream for vengeance', but the singer messed it up and it's on the recording as 'scream for virgins'
ohai little sig.
#11
Die white girls!
E-married to ilikepirates

Quote by bloodtrocuted93

How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#13
Jailbreak- Thin Lizzy:

"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in this town"

Ehmmmm maybe it will be at the jail????
#14
Quote by RU Experienced?
In the Ghost Busters theme song there's a line that goes "Bustin' makes me feel good!" that cracks me up every time.



total win
People are strange when youre a stranger
Faces look ugly when youre alone
Women seem wicked when youre unwanted
Streets are uneven when youre down
#15
In Smells Like Team Spirit, when he says "here we are now, entertain us," it's like he's saying "Enter teh anus!"
Ever wonder what rock would have sounded like in 2010 if grunge hadn't made it cool to be stupid?

The Three Aces
On UG profiles - On Myspace

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#16
red jumpsuit apparatus "false pretence"

the worlds got a funny way of looking down on you, when a friend tries to stab you right in the face.
#17
I was visiting in africa two months ago
My goal was to see all those wild animals
Most excited I was when I came close to elephants
They were so big and somehow so scary
Something happened when I snapped a picture
Three elephants surrounded me
One of them ripped off all my clothes
Second elephant came on me and started to spread my buttocks
With its huge trunk
I screamed in agony when I felt it started to shove up my ass
Third elephant forced me to take its giant **** in my mouth
I sucked like a ***** while I was ass****ed by elephant trunk
After all it wasnt too bad at all
It took only about ten minutes and **** in my mouth started to cum
Extremely huge load of elephant sperm filled my throat and
Spurted allover my face
I was completely ****ed up, but elephants had one more thing to do
All three of them huffed and puffed shits on me
Then they left me alone with my ripped asshole
I'll never go to Africa again
#19
"Well, I thought about the army
Dad said 'Son, you're fucking high'"
Quote by Teh Forest King
A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#21
Quote by beadhangingOne
I was visiting in africa two months ago
My goal was to see all those wild animals
Most excited I was when I came close to elephants
They were so big and somehow so scary
Something happened when I snapped a picture
Three elephants surrounded me
One of them ripped off all my clothes
Second elephant came on me and started to spread my buttocks
With its huge trunk
I screamed in agony when I felt it started to shove up my ass
Third elephant forced me to take its giant **** in my mouth
I sucked like a ***** while I was ass****ed by elephant trunk
After all it wasnt too bad at all
It took only about ten minutes and **** in my mouth started to cum
Extremely huge load of elephant sperm filled my throat and
Spurted allover my face
I was completely ****ed up, but elephants had one more thing to do
All three of them huffed and puffed shits on me
Then they left me alone with my ripped asshole
I'll never go to Africa again



LMAO man that is funny.

In If you could only see- Tonic

the guy says "just stop it" like a homo
Quote by Tyler Durden
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Erowid
#22
Deadly badgers made my wreath.
Slow response erection returned.
Fixing a pair of jeans.
TIGER SHARK!
Pray there are no wieners penetrating in the light.
Clitoris Race.

Opeth ftw.
Last edited by RedDeath9 at Sep 8, 2008,
#23
Quote by RedDeath9
Deadly badgers made my wreath.
Slow response erection returned.
Fixing a pair of jeans.
TIGER SHARK!
Pray there are no wieners penetrating in the light.
Clitoris Race.

Opeth ftw.

What song is that?
#24
Last edited by RedDeath9 at Sep 8, 2008,