#1
I'm not talking about maybe your secondary or beginner guitar.

I'm saying, your prized axe. The guitar that you're proud of. Or at least the one you play the most on.

I was thinking about this because I remember my dad had his 60s MIA strat stolen from his house in the 80s, and I'm sure he's still sore about it. We go to guitar stores, and he points out guitars that look like his did.

Also, my friend recently almost had his guitar stolen. Luckily he saw the door to his house was a bit open, and called the cops before the guy even left...the guy was stacking up a whole bunch of things, including his guitar. My friend got pissed, and said something along the lines of "That's my guitar! You don't steal my guitar! It's what I create art with! You don't steal picasso's brushes!"

If my guitar got stolen...I'd be really pissed. I'd still have something to play on, but I'd have to work on finding a replacement quickly. Depending on whether it happened sooner or later, I might get the same guitar or a better one.
#2
I got my brand new fender mia stolen by a f**ing gypsy! true story.
#3
kill.
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#4
track the ****er down n brutally murder him?

or..

rape?
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#5
Claim insurance and get guitar back and rape.

Guitar + guitar + rape

*calculates*

= 2 guitars and rape.
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#7
umm police?... get another one?.. yay dont think so.. my fender is unreplaceable...
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#8
must of been done before but what the hell...

I'd just be angry cos I only have one axe XD and I dont have a job so would be hard to replace...
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#9
Even though it's a P.O.S and my only guitar, I would have to kill someone if they stole it. People know not to touch my shit without asking me, else they know what happens.
#10
Kill. Definitely kill.

My Ibanez is like my first-born child (well, I don't have any kids yet, but I get the feeling that's how much it means to me). We are bonded on a spiritual level. If anyone so much as touches it without permission, they feel my wrath. If someone were to steal it, their final breaths would be spent screaming whilst they ingest their own internal organs or something equally fitting.

Oh, and if there's so much as a scratch on it, I'd probably rape them first. Humiliation before death is sweet.

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#11
Ehh Craigslist.

My Ibanez's are not so pretty :[, I miss my Strat /wrist.

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#12
Assault with crappy guitar, take LP back. done.
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#13
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I'm not talking about maybe your secondary or beginner guitar.

I'm saying, your prized axe. The guitar that you're proud of. Or at least the one you play the most on.

I was thinking about this because I remember my dad had his 60s MIA strat stolen from his house in the 80s, and I'm sure he's still sore about it. We go to guitar stores, and he points out guitars that look like his did.

Also, my friend recently almost had his guitar stolen. Luckily he saw the door to his house was a bit open, and called the cops before the guy even left...the guy was stacking up a whole bunch of things, including his guitar. My friend got pissed, and said something along the lines of "That's my guitar! You don't steal my guitar! It's what I create art with! You don't steal picasso's brushes!"

If my guitar got stolen...I'd be really pissed. I'd still have something to play on, but I'd have to work on finding a replacement quickly. Depending on whether it happened sooner or later, I might get the same guitar or a better one.


He should have said, "You don't steal Picasso's guitars!"

I would try and hunt them down. I've thought about what I'd do if I gave my guitar to someone and they were an idiot and broke it, or if someone took my guitar and broke it. I'd pin them down and choke them and beat them up. I'm not a violent guy either.
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#15
Actually, nevermind. I would tell them motha ****as off like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTosQerWBzU&feature=related
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#18
hah. rape# minor.

i'd introduce them to my pet gorilla, rape ape. he's like a magilla gorilla knock off, but somebody drew him with a giant ****.
#19
I'd throw raw chicken legs and pour tabasco sauce in the culprit's eyes, then make him watch me eat a plate of lasagna, then I'd slap 'em in the face with an old shoe, then comes russian roulette and oragami...
#20
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Assault with crappy guitar, take LP back. done.

This.
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#21
Thats what insurance is for and unless you have an early 60's strat I'm sure you won't have trouble replacing your guitar with a new one, who wouldn't want a new guitar! I wish someone would steal my 14 year Patrick Eggle so I have an excuse to buy a nice boutique amp!