#3
No.
Oh no he just divided by zero again...*gets sucked into vortex*

Originally Posted by Sirwinston89
whoa man this is turning into the Dream Theater appreciation thread!!! If only every thread kicked this much ass!


You're welcome
#5
Done. Now what?
Quote by _-=Ali C=-_
i do it a lot. ill be playin somethin and i forget to close my mouth... sometimes its really bad, slobber everywhere. i goes mostly over the neck, on the higher frets, and its really hard to get out from under the strings.
#7
Here is a photo of my invention... what do I do with it?

None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#8
I just invented a glow in the dark dildo.

Can I *Report* you now?
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#10
I invented SEX with YOUR MOM!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#11
Quote by nebiru
Here is a photo of my invention... what do I do with it?


Create tons of ads depicting the paedophile rabbit on the box chasing children for their fruity treats.


You'll make millions.
Voted 3rd Friendliest User of UG 2010

BUILD A TIME MACHINE, AND JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT TO HITLER!


Saxo-Walrus

Steam & PSN ID: Panopticon20
#13
Condoms with ventilation holes so it doesn't get too hot
ohai little sig.
#17
Quote by Demonikk
Condoms with ventilation holes so it doesn't get too hot

haha
Voted 3rd Friendliest User of UG 2010

BUILD A TIME MACHINE, AND JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT TO HITLER!


Saxo-Walrus

Steam & PSN ID: Panopticon20
#18
okay, so have you ever thought "man, i wish i had something i could use to break stuff"? well i have just what you've been looking for. i call it, the rock!

#19
Here's my invention:


User-Operated Amusement Apparatus For Kicking the User's Buttocks


Quote by skvvisgaar
You have to paint it specifically alpine white? Damn, they are real colour-nazis in Berlin.
oh wait...

Quote by Eighteen4Ever
But I don't cum blood.
Unless by "cum blood" you mean "have white hair on my balls".
In which case,
yes, I do cum blood.