#1
...tomorrow.

I would make this thread tomorrow, but there's a strong chance I won't be online at all, so yeah.

Woo.
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
#4


Happy Birthday, fine gent. I give you this man with a fridge.

*Tilts hat*

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#5
Quote by Ziggums
Dude 2 years and you haven't changed your user title.. Do it now and ye'll be wished a year of good fortune!

What shall I change it to? The first word you say is what it shall be.
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
#6
Quote by Mr. La Fritz


Happy Birthday, fine gent. I give you this man with a fridge.

*Tilts hat*
Happy Birthday. I would get you something, but I can't compete with that.
Put on some pants, its time to dance! -The Happy Phrase

Quote by Alice Cooper
The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

Quote by RhyseOrtiz
Banned because... Disaster, you good sir, are a f*cking genius!
#9
Quote by JamMan*
What shall I change it to? The first word you say is what it shall be.

UG's Ass slapper(in theme with your avatar)
#10
Quote by Mr. La Fritz


Happy Birthday, fine gent. I give you this man with a fridge.

*Tilts hat*

I give him two men with fridges
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#12
Quote by Cockpuncher 2.0
UG's Ass slapper(in theme with your avatar)

Ah, I like that. Now I have to choose.
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
#13
Quote by Karvid
I give him two men with fridges


LIES.

I am the only man in the WORLD who gives this present.

Every birthday thread I see, I give him along, he's like the whore of UG.

I raise you one beautiful young lady. Happy Birthday.


RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#14
I would give you an axe just like I give all the users who make a birthday thread but I'm too lazy to look up the picture. Just imagine I gave you an axe. Just as good.
If Rock is a life-style, then Metal's an addiction

Yelloooow!


Of The


UG Challenge

#15
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
I raise you one beautiful young lady. Happy Birthday.


Oh good God. Want.

Edit: Imagining fake internet axe.
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
#16
Quote by JamMan*
Oh good God. Want.



Sorry she's a bit worn, but everything's in good working order. May need testing though, I lent her to someone else for a weekend but other than that, she's all yours.


I pray to god she reads this.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#17
LOL. So do I, she's mine now...yes? YES?
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
#19
Quote by red_hot_chili18
....that looks like your moma.

Doubt it mate...my Mum's got brown eyes.

And is fat.
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
#20



YOU'RE MY FAVORITE PERSON

as for you, you spin a story like a spider spins a web
see? that's a metaphor - no wait, a simile
i'm still learning, but i think i'm getting better
#21
Quote by katenotreally



YOU'RE MY FAVORITE PERSON

I thought you were kidding at first.
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
#22
I love You. I really do.

So i got you:

Breakfast! Everybody needs a healthy start to there birthday

Some strong people to beat up kids you dont like, and....

Jenna Haze holding an SG

my birthday is the 20th, i expect you to top my gifts.