#1
this seemed like a fun idea.

cool things to design a bass body after.

try to include some serious suggestions, but funny answers are always welcome.

I think that a fishhook could be implemented to make a bass look cool. or making a broom body, to connect to the little kid out there who plays guitar on nearby household objects.
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#3
A fishhook wouldnt work because where the hell would all the hardware fit on how would the neck be able to stay and and how would everything fit together without being the bass thats not proportioned right and looks like shit.
the broom is gay because you watch too much tales and cinderella.
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#5
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A fishhook wouldnt work because where the hell would all the hardware fit on how would the neck be able to stay and and how would everything fit together without being the bass thats not proportioned right and looks like shit.
the broom is gay because you watch too much tales and cinderella.
I am cfhwarhead and i am here to ruin your post you dumbass.

you are silly, I said implemented for the fishhook. and where in Cinderella did she air guitar?

I was thinking fishhook barbs for the horns. get out, if you're gonna be stupid you will be reported.
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#7
Here's something totally original, and I swear I thought of it on my own..

An Axe. Is that not the greatest ****ing idea ever?!!?!?!?!

In all seriousness, I think a hybrid of two different body styles is always cool, like that SG-meets-Flying V thing that Zakk Wylde has.
#8
id love a bass shaped like an apple. i think itd be badass.
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#9
i want a bass shaped like a grand piano
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#10
I have a few
- a fighter jet
- a hand
- a clock
And i had this dream where i was playing a bass made in the shape of Australia, playing a metal version of the australian national anthem at the big day out in sydeny (witch is on Australia day)
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#11
I want a body shaped like the Fender head stock. Like so: (Apologizes for crappy photosshop)

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#12
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I want a body shaped like the Fender head stock.

and a little jazz body for the headstock?
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#13
Maybe a body shaped like an alien head would be cool.
The ones with the big, green, dome-y heads.

Maybe a coffee mug...
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#14
Have one shaped like a P or a J. I think the P would be a bit easier, then chuck on some p pick ups and you have a real P bass.

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And i had this dream where i was playing a bass made in the shape of Australia, playing a metal version of the australian national anthem at the big day out in sydeny (witch is on Australia day)


Haha, a month or 2 ago I did a bunch of designs for an Australia bass. I don't know if I'm gonna build it or another one but it's on the short list.
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#15
i would like a bass shaped like a penis, the ball sack would be the body of the bass, and the bellend would be the headstock. have it in natural flamed maple as well, would look well jokes on stage XD
#16
musicman bongo, sorry for my poor imaginationial powers
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i would like a bass shaped like a penis, the ball sack would be the body of the bass, and the bellend would be the headstock. have it in natural flamed maple as well, would look well jokes on stage XD


wangcaster?
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#18
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and a little jazz body for the headstock?


Already exists, sorry.

Shaped after the most natural thing to feel in your hands...

BOOBIES!

However, the Bongo already took that...
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#19
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and a little jazz body for the headstock?


im sorry, but that is nearly as bad as the gibson reverse flying V!

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#20
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I want a body shaped like the Fender head stock. Like so: (Apologizes for crappy photosshop)

*pic*




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#21
And yes, the above IS real, and it DOES only have 2 strings.
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#23
Warwick basses don't look like penises foo'
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