#1
Am I the only one that actually relishes them? Honestly, I think it's just as hilarious when I find myself in an incredibly awkward moment as when I see someone else in one. A few times, I've even laughed out loud, which usually makes the situation worse, but hey, I think the feeling is funny.

Now, don't get me wrong, I don't purposely get myself into bad silences every 25 seconds, but when I make a lame joke or something, and no one reacts, I find it so interesting, such a strange part of life.

Anyone else agree? Or not...
#2
One time my friends and I

holy crap! That is awkward...

I started writing about my friends and then realized that I don't have any.

This is interesting!!!
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Am I the only one that actually relishes them? Honestly, I think it's just as hilarious when I find myself in an incredibly awkward moment as when I see someone else in one. A few times, I've even laughed out loud, which usually makes the situation worse, but hey, I think the feeling is funny.

Now, don't get me wrong, I don't purposely get myself into bad silences every 25 seconds, but when I make a lame joke or something, and no one reacts, I find it so interesting, such a strange part of life.

Anyone else agree? Or not...


totally agree mannn
#6
when ever you are walking and there is some one in front of you
and you try to make out their way and they move in the exact same direction as you to the left and then you pause for a second and try to move the opposite direction so they can pass only thing is they try to be the nice guy and move that same exact direction at the same time. incredbly awkward
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when ever you are walking and there is some one in front of you
and you try to make out their way and they move in the exact same direction as you to the left and then you pause for a second and try to move the opposite direction so they can pass only thing is they try to be the nice guy and move that same exact direction. incredbly awkward


I hate that.

A black girl did that in my Art class. Then I moved to the side and she didn't move.

So I gave her one of these...



And I swear, she did one of those Homer panic dances...

#8
Once I walked into this thread, and it was obvious that the TS didn't use the searchbar. Everybody knew it, but didn't want to be the one to call him out on it.
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Once I walked into this thread, and it was obvious that the TS didn't use the searchbar. Everybody knew it, but didn't want to be the one to call him out on it.

well aren't you the coolest thing since water fell from the sky?
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Once I walked into this thread, and it was obvious that the TS didn't use the searchbar. Everybody knew it, but didn't want to be the one to call him out on it.

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well aren't you the coolest thing since water fell from the sky?


I like to think so. But seriously, there was a big thread on this just a few days ago.
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I like to think so. But seriously, there was a big thread on this just a few days ago.

#14
A few days ago (on the first day of school) I saw one of my friends during lunch at a different table, so I did the pussy licking sign thingy (the thing when you put your two fingers in a V and stick your tongue between 'em) and I didn't notice that when I was doing that, there was this girl in front of him who thought I was doing that to her.

My friend lol'd. It was awkward
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A few days ago (on the first day of school) I saw one of my friends during lunch at a different table, so I did the pussy licking sign thingy (the thing when you put your two fingers in a V and stick your tongue between 'em) and I didn't notice that when I was doing that, there was this girl in front of him who thought I was doing that to her.

My friend lol'd. It was awkward

ahaha..
Girl: what the ****?!?!
#16
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^ I'm finding a bunch on disliking awkward moments, but not any like this.

You can prove me wrong though, I'm not trying to be a jerk.


Fair enough, I probably should have read the thread first, but somebody had to do it.
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Fair enough, I probably should have read the thread first, but somebody had to do it.

you've been owned by ketchup lad. and yourself.
#18
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you've been owned by ketchup lad.


I know I had to try to beat someone else to the punch and make the joke before I read.

Anyways, I personally don't mind "awkward" moments, but I try to avoid them because others dislike them, and I wouldn't want that to interfere with my game spitting.
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I know I had to try to beat someone else to the punch and make the joke before I read.

Anyways, I personally don't mind "awkward" moments, but I try to avoid them because others dislike them, and I wouldn't want that to interfere with my game spitting.

hah. you're just too cool to read the threads you post in. i guess....that would make you better than water falling from the sky?
#20
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hah. you're just too cool to read the threads you post in. i guess....that would make you better than water falling from the sky?


If you wanna get technical about it. I usually do though, I swear!!
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#21
Usually I say something random and they just give a "wtf?" look.

Or I just say "Awkward Silence" just to state the obvious.
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#22
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If you wanna get technical about it. I usually do though, I swear!!

dont get grumpeh son. im just messin with ya
#24
The other day I had the best conversation stopper ever. I told a joke that goes "What's black, red and white? A nigger that's been shot in the cranium!" One person laughed, the rest just wouldn't speak until I'd left.
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#25
Me and my friend in class were talking about a video game and i asked him how do i have a character with dark skin without being evil. The game only lets you create Caucasians and when you do evil stuff you turn into a dark devilish man.... and in my room there were a lot of African Americans that heard us :x
#26
speaking of black jokes. i've been watching a lot of da ali g show lately so i love to use references here and there

so me and my friend (who is black) were walking down a school hallway and one girl was staring at him wierdly. he stopped for a sec, and then continued. he said to me "why was she looking at me like that?" and i used a line that borat says to describe black people: "Well, because youre a man with a chocolate face!" at that moment, a teacher was walking by and he stopped. and he stared me down. hard.

i was embarassed