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#1
20 minutes ago
What should I do to celebrate?
Already had a cigarette and a fap, now I'm all out of ideas
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#2
get fuxd up hxc n yell rel loud
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#4
Call some friends up and hang out.
That's what I did on my last birthday.
ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

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#5
Happy birthday first of all mate

And I'd say gather up some homies and watch some movies and drink beer..
I can't recommend you to go outside and drink since you'll probably get busted by the 5-0
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#6
You did more in 20 minutes than I have all day
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#9
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fap whilst smoking

now THATS badass

Until you have to ash.
#11
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20 minutes ago
What should I do to celebrate?
Already had a cigarette and a fap, now I'm all out of ideas


I treat my birthday like any other day, but I try and make it the best I possibly can. Like, instead of having a party, we'll all just go chill on the park and have a laugh, which is how I like it.

Do something similar. Make sure that fap was an extra special one.
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#12
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stop smoking douche

How does smoking a cig make him a douche you asshat.
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i know an old lady who supports abortion because it's generally low-class black women getting it performed and for her the less inner-city black kids (or blacks in general) there are, the better.

Oh Damn
#13
have another cig and another fap???
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#14
You're not old enough to smoke! Shame on you!

Also, 17 is a crappy age really! Sorry dude!


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#15
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You're not old enough to smoke! Shame on you!

Also, 17 is a crappy age really! Sorry dude!


theres no age limit for smoking...u retard
#16
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theres no age limit for smoking...u retard

depends where you live...retard
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#17
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How does smoking a cig make him a douche you asshat.


How does calling him a douche make him an asshat, dumbass?
#19
If you're ever in Georgia you can ride around in a pick up truck with out a seat belt now.
98% of teens have been around or have had alcohol. Put this in you sig if you like bagels.
#20
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How does calling him a douche make him an asshat, dumbass?

Saying someone cleans vaginas automatically makes you a buttocks accessory.
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i know an old lady who supports abortion because it's generally low-class black women getting it performed and for her the less inner-city black kids (or blacks in general) there are, the better.

Oh Damn
#21
Sit around and beat yourself up mentally over the failures of your past year. Allow the depression of having to fap instead of having a girl to fap for you to grow until tears well up in your eyes. Make a list of your achievements and burn them with your cigarette in despair. Reject all wishes of "Happy Birthday" with scornful remarks, such as: "Happy? What's happiness, anyways? It's a lie, that's what!" and "Happy Birthday my ass."

Then, as your day comes to an end, lock yourself in your bedroom with a box of tissues to wipe away the tears (and semen) as you fap and cry until you fall asleep.

Or, get some cake, hit on girls at a mall with your friends, eat your favorite dinner and just enjoy yourself. Happy Birthday. Enjoy your last year not being an adult. It's a very good, easy, and fun time.
#22
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stop smoking douche



Stop douching smoke.
You can call me Aaron.


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#24
I turned 17 yesterday.

I woke up pretty early, got some friends together and built a castle for the kitten that I'm gonna get next weekend.

It was cool.
#26
Quote by RedDeath9
Douche stopping smoke.



Smop Stouching Doke!!!!!
You can call me Aaron.


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#28
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I turned 17 yesterday.

I woke up pretty early, got some friends together and built a castle for the kitten that I'm gonna get next weekend.

It was cool.

That is ****ing bad ass!!

TS, you should do that.
#30
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POMS TOUCHING DOKES!



POTOUCMOKESHING DS!!!!!!!!!
You can call me Aaron.


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#33
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Ok... I think that's enough...



NOOOOOO
ooooooOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
......
You can call me Aaron.


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#34
See, turning 17 sucks. Now, legally, you're responsible. You used to be able to do stuff and it was because your parents raised you poorly. Now you have responsibility and can be charged as an adult.

Hope you enjoyed your adolesence!
#35
my birthday's today too! *hi5*

what did you get?


..hmm..I'm turning 19 and i have never smoked, nor have i fapped today..
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#37
your life sucks. kill yourself. now.
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#38
I'm exactly one year older than you, TS! Happy Birthday.


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#40
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Sit around and beat yourself up mentally over the failures of your past year. Allow the depression of having to fap instead of having a girl to fap for you to grow until tears well up in your eyes. Make a list of your achievements and burn them with your cigarette in despair. Reject all wishes of "Happy Birthday" with scornful remarks, such as: "Happy? What's happiness, anyways? It's a lie, that's what!" and "Happy Birthday my ass."

Then, as your day comes to an end, lock yourself in your bedroom with a box of tissues to wipe away the tears (and semen) as you fap and cry until you fall asleep.

Or, get some cake, hit on girls at a mall with your friends, eat your favorite dinner and just enjoy yourself. Happy Birthday. Enjoy your last year not being an adult. It's a very good, easy, and fun time.

You just blew my ****ING mind
well done
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