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#1
Come up with some fake Olympic sports.

Rule 1: They cant be Olympic sports that exist.
Rule 2: Make sure that they fail less than this thread.

So far I've got:
1.Running with Scissors
2.Circumcision

See if you can come up with some.
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#2
3. Quickest To Cum Blood.


....eh.
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#5
6. Children eating contest

See who can eat the most.
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#7
Limbo.
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#8
7. shark wrestling
sex, drugs, and rock and roll have turned into aids, needles, and techno..
#9
8. Baby grinding contest
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#10
9.Midget tossing

OR

Midgets vs. camels (track event)

EDIT: gagdude, eat my shit.... kidding... :P
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#12
10. Throw in a few STD infected people and you have... Who is the last to contract an STD?
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#14
12. Castration
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#16
Guitar playing
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#17
14. Poser punching contest (Who can resist punching someone playing smells like teen spirit over and over)
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#18
Megaton Hammer throw

NOTHING HURTS BATMAN!

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#21
15. who's the most br00tal
16. Most SPM (Strokes Per Minute)
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#22
distance wanking

marathon wanking

**** pushups


seriously, you've disappointed me on the penis jokes pit

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16. Most SPM (Strokes Per Minute)

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#23
watch bambi's mother being decapitated with rusty chainsaws
first one to cry loses.
#24
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you didn't see the Futurama episode

Oh no, Barbados Slim! He's the only man to win an Olympic Gold medal in limbo and sex!

At the time, I was thinking Futurama is fake. They had limbo in their Olympics; and, I needed a fake event. So I picked limbo to make it the only fake real (or real fake) event in this thread. Then what that did was, oh no, I've gone cross eyed.
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#25
Olympic Fap and Field.

who can fap quickest, who can fap farthest, who can fap highest...

and of course, fap relay... where you slap your manjuice down on the next guys hand when you're done.
#26
the fap contests, which would include:

sprint (first to cum)
long-shot (furthest cumshot)
marathon (longest to go without cumming, must go 24 hours without fapping before contest begins.)

EDIT: Dammit, Shyne! you werent there when i was typing! i probably woulda beaten you had my internet not been so slow today. i waited three minutes for the post to be made.
#27
longest poop made
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#28
Most lovejuice shot
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#29
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Olympic Fap and Field.

who can fap quickest, who can fap farthest, who can fap highest...

and of course, fap relay... where you slap your manjuice down on the next guys hand when you're done.


and an accuracy fapping competition too
#30
Surprise buttseks....
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#31
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6. Children eating contest

See who can eat the most.

how am i sappoused to top this??? Fvck you floppypick! *insert peace sign here, my comp is messing up*
#32
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12. Golf
13. Bowling


*CHOBES WINS THE SENSIBLE PRIZE*

CONGRATS BUDDY.
#33
Beard growing,
Pube growing and
Crack growing
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#34
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watch bambi's mother being decapitated with rusty chainsaws
first one to cry loses.


Is it bad if i laughed really hard when i thought about that?
#35
I'd devise a number of superfluous and inefficient methods of propelling oneself through the water to make the swimmers who suck at freestyle feel gud.
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#36
"Who poop last?" All the contestants have to eat 10 apples, 5 tomatoes, 5 potatoes with skins, and then you see who can last the longest without pooping.
Did you know the odds of a Vault-Tec shelter failing are 1,763,497 to 1?

So imagine life in a Vault-Tec Vault. Not just a future.
A brighter future... underground.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
#37
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Is it bad if i laughed really hard when i thought about that?

You are not alone

also

The being gayer than Man-O-War contest
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#39
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*CHOBES WINS THE SENSIBLE PRIZE*

CONGRATS BUDDY.

I ment golf with your penis, and bowling with your testicles. I don't think thats sensible though.
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