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" This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot."

Anybody?
#3
You can call me... Tim. *explosion* *explosion* *explosion*
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#4
"The mosquito wings will fetch .01 cents on the black market."

Python is god
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#6
"we are no longer the knights who say NI! We are now the knights who say "icki-icki-icki-kachang, nEEEEE woh"
#9
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
Quote by sneyob
Saw extended blue dick,
clicked X.

Sorry,
force of habit


Quote by Bmm386

There is only one solution. We need to bomb outer space. That should show those terrorist bastards who's who
#10
In this picture, there are forty-seven people. None of them can be seen."
#13
"Don't Move, Devious!"

"THE BISHOP!"
Last edited by goest at Sep 9, 2008,
#14
Quote by Shortay
In this picture, there are forty-seven people. None of them can be seen."

"Mr. Nesbit has learnt the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up. However, he has chosen a very obvious peace of cover." *huge explosion*

awesome I love monty python
#15
well sir, i have a silly walk and i would like to obtain a government grant to help me develop it
#16
"It's just a bunny rabbit!"

*Charges*

*Head pops off after terrifying attack from the ruthless bunny*

"Charge!"

*All Charge*

*Furious battle ensues with one enraged rodent*

"Run Away! Run Away!"

#17
He must be a king
How do you know
well he's not covered with shit
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#18
Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I cut down trees and I work all day...
#19
"She turned me into a newt!!"

"A newt?!"


"I got better...."
Quote by Hakanku
I once went in to a public restroom and George Michael approached me for sex. True Story.
#20
"I wasn't expecting some sort of Spanish Inquisition..."
Quote by Teh Forest King
A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#22
Quote by RU Experienced?

rode
yes
like on horses
yes
but you've got coconuts
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#23
Quote by RU Experienced?


I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!!!!
Quote by Hakanku
I once went in to a public restroom and George Michael approached me for sex. True Story.
#25
Quote by in2thesun88
are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

not all
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#27
"I vuud like to-a caress your bu-tocks"

"I beg your pardon?"

"I vuud like to-a caress your bu-tocks"
You are like a hurricane
There's calm in your eye.
And I'm gettin' blown away
To somewhere safer
where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but
I'm getting blown away.
#28
Quote by in2thesun88
They could be carried


Carried?! HOW?!

Oh, and this thread is an Epic Win
#30
Quote by Sir Anonymous
The larch.
The larch.

The larch.


The larch.

ftmfw

"Now I'm going to ask you this one more time, and if you say no, I'm going to shoot you in the head. Do you have any cheese in this shop?"

"no, I'm only pulling your leg."

BLAM

"What a senseless waste of human life." *puts on cowboy hat*
#31
And this is your uncle in front of the house,
and this one is of your uncle behind the house,
this is of your uncle on the left side of the house,
this is of your uncle on the front part of the house on the right side,

and this is the spanish inquisition hiding behind the shed.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#32
Quote by in2thesun88
It could grip it by the husk!


It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut!
#33
Quote by goest
It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut!


Well it doesn't matter, will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here.
#34
Quote by in2thesun88
Well it doesn't matter, will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here.


Listen, in order to achieve air, speed velocity, a sparrow must beat it's wings 53 times per second, right?
#35
Quote by goest
Listen, in order to achieve air, speed velocity, a sparrow must beat it's wings 53 times per second, right?


it could be carried by an african swallow
#37
Quote by in2thesun88
it could be carried by an african swallow

Well yeah, an AFRICAN swallow, but not a European swallow, that's what I'm saying.
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