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#1
Yep, yesterday was my birthday, and it feels weird to be 15.
Dunno why, just feels like I'm finally growing up, and, being the youngest in the family, I've always felt like I'm still like 12 or something.

So yeah, it feels weird, but also great!


Only thing is, I've only had one girlfriend, and she lasted for 3 hours.
Tips? Lower my standards?
#3
Pffft I turned 18 yesterday, therefore I win.
I just need about $3.50
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#4
congrats

i feel really old now im gonna be 21 next year :/

you dont need to rush into things like getting a gf..youre still young, you should have fun
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#8
Quote by archerygenious

Only thing is, I've only had one girlfriend, and she lasted for 3 hours.
Tips? Lower my standards?


That isn't a girlfriend.... maybe a date?
#9
I'm turning 19 in January.

Congratz on the age, go have some sexxor now.
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#12
Happy belated birthday. Enjoy these days where you're old enough to appreciate some good times but young enough not to have any real responsibility. And for the girl thing, dun wry bout it you got plenty of time to perfect your "game"
#13
well, I can't really say I try getting a gf that hard, but it gets annoying when everyone around me does have a gf. And it's even worse when girls I kind of act like I'm a bit... ugly? I'll explain if you want.

Anyway, yeah thanks. Suppose 18 does win over 15. Congrats dude!
#14
hey i didnt get my first bf till i was 18. but then i was at an all girls boarding school till i was 16
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#15
Quote by ViperScale
That isn't a girlfriend.... maybe a date?



Well, she asked me out by text and I said yes, but then I realised I found her really annoying 3 hours later and dumped her. Hadn't actually seen her at all during the time we were going out. She's REALLY annoying and shallow though.
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Happy B-day, tryyy giving them stuff, youll need to learn how eventually, anyway.
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Girls only give you herpes and child support payments. Eat candy, play mega man and shoot shit with your red rider, you will thank me later.
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#19
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I know, it started when My eldest sister told me that's how you spell it, which was years ago, and it's just stuck as my username for everything
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#21
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Only thing is, I've only had one girlfriend, and she lasted for 3 hours.
Tips? Lower my standards?

You're doing better than me.
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#23
Quote by archerygenious
Well, she asked me out by text and I said yes, but then I realised I found her really annoying 3 hours later and dumped her. Hadn't actually seen her at all during the time we were going out. She's REALLY annoying and shallow though.


well thats not dating or being a gf... at all.
#25
I'm 17, never had a girlfriend, and I think kissing is gross.

It's not a prerequisite that you have to have a girlfriend by some age. Who cares what other people think? It's a personal thing. Get a girlfriend because you want one, not because everyone else brags about how much they *heart* their pre-pubescent ladies.

Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.
#26
Quote by archerygenious

Only thing is, I've only had one girlfriend, and she lasted for 3 hours.
Tips? Lower my standards?


i'm fifteen and have never had a boyfriend
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#27
I dumped my first gf from i was 11 after a few weeks cause we would go to the skating rink and all she would ever do is sit on the side and would never skate.
#28
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i'm fifteen and have never had a boyfriend



Well, if you REALLY want a boyfriend, you know who to call
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#29
happy b-day!
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#32
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Well, if you REALLY want a boyfriend, you know who to call

Ian Huntley?
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#34
Quote by archerygenious
Only thing is, I've only had one girlfriend, and she lasted for 3 hours.
Tips? Lower my standards?

Dont lower your standards. Just become friends with a girl that your really interested in. Youll know when the time is right to ask. But you can also do something like ask her to a dance, or just ask her if she wants to hang out sometime. Nothing like being boyfriend girlfriend. Once you are really comfortable around her and it seems like shes really interested into what you have to say and is comfortable around you, thats a good time to ask. Dont rush it though. It took me and my girlfriend 6 months until we started going out, and our 6 month anniversary is coming up later this month.
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#35
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Happy belated birthday. Enjoy these days where you're old enough to appreciate some good times but young enough not to have any real responsibility. And for the girl thing, dun wry bout it you got plenty of time to perfect your "game"


I just lost the game
but yeah have fun im 17 and yeah it kinda sucks having responsibilities.
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#36
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Dont lower your standards. Just become friends with a girl that your really interested in. Youll know when the time is right to ask. But you can also do something like ask her to a dance, or just ask her if she wants to hang out sometime. Nothing like being boyfriend girlfriend. Once you are really comfortable around her and it seems like shes really interested into what you have to say and is comfortable around you, thats a good time to ask. Dont rush it though. It took me and my girlfriend 6 months until we started going out, and our 6 month anniversary is coming up later this month.



Thanks for the advice, interesting that it takes some people that long to get going, i always thought it took WAY less time than that!

Anyway, the only problem is, there aren't any girls I'm interested in! I live in chav central! And I don't really meet that many people as I don't go to school so...

Thanks anyway!
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My YouTube Channel (slowmotion stuff!): www.youtube.com/wannabeguitarlegend
#37
It'll still be another 5 years until you're important... at all.
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Ian Huntley?




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