#1
So I'm chilln in astronomy and I need two good moon myths. Any help??? Awesome ones would be most appreciated.
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#2
the moon is made of cheese.
and the moon is the sun but smaller.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#4
Some say the moon was a part of the earth long ago, before it was removed by an asteroid collision.

No idea how it became round, though. Maybe gravity shaped it over millions of years.

Some say the moon may have been an asteroid that was slowed down and got caught in our gravitational field.
#5
You could have typed "moon myths" in Google and have received an assortment of delightful links. But here, I did it for you: http://www.planetfusion.co.uk/~pignut/moonmyth1.html

Oh, and for the Sabs:

They say that black is really white.
The moon is just the sun at night.

And when you walk in golden halls,
You get to keep the gold that falls.
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#6
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I heard its not real and the USA just project it into the sky from a hanger in the desert


That is true. When i was in africa there was no moon at night.
#7
I did do that. But the Pit always comes up with amazing things that would take a while to search out.
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The moon nearly crashed into the earth, but Vivec froze it in the air, and it now houses dissident priests who protect secret information.
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#10
Look up the flat earth society.

They have something about the moon, and how it's just like the sun, and they move... somehow. I don't remember exactly, but they think that the sun and moon are the same size and such.
#11
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The moon nearly crashed into the earth, but Vivec froze it in there air, and it now houses dissident priests who protect secret information.


Gonna use this.
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The moon nearly crashed into the earth, but Vivec froze it in there air, and it now houses dissident priests who protect secret information.

and the best myth award goes to! *drumroll*


rabidguitarist? what the hell?!


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ofcourse i laughed xD

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the moon controls the tides

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ofcourse i laughed xD

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#16
I know someone who thought every where you went you saw different moon

Not a myth but a fun little story
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#17
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the moon controls the tides


i mean that is sort of true, it is the aliens on the moon that control it so really that is like the moon controlling it right?
#18
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i mean that is sort of true, it is the aliens on the moon that control it so really that is like the moon controlling it right?

Actually the jews control the media moon
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#20
Nazi moon base FTW!
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#22
The nazis live inside the moon.
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#24
I love the replies but the project is supposed to be mostly about ancient myths...I would still like to see what you guys know even though I have my two myths (I'm going to use the ministry of truth and the flat earth society. Congrats to you guys). Thanks!
If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion, most people would be contented to take their own and depart.
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The moon nearly crashed into the earth, but Vivec froze it in the air, and it now houses dissident priests who protect secret information.



you sir are epic win for playing morrowind!


i dont beleive in the moon i just think its the sun backwards


EDIT: so you people think that was a real myth huh?
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I love the replies but the project is supposed to be mostly about ancient myths...I would still like to see what you guys know even though I have my two myths (I'm going to use the ministry of truth and the flat earth society. Congrats to you guys). Thanks!



Woo, mine got picked!
#27
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The moon nearly crashed into the earth, but Vivec froze it in the air, and it now houses dissident priests who protect secret information.


That's not a myth, it's a proven fact.
#28
Full moons cause insanity ( Luna [moon] + tic [uncontrollable spasm])
The 69 lunar landing was a fake.
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#29
After the dark history, the moon race came down with Queen Diana Sorriel and Diana Counter to try and live on Earth again but the mustached white doll was an obstacle they had to overcome.
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After the dark history, the moon race came down with Queen Diana Sorriel and Diana Counter to try and live on Earth again but the mustached white doll was an obstacle they had to overcome.




I'm disappointed in you. I thought you were going to tell the tale of Clefairy and the moonstone.
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#31
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The moon nearly crashed into the earth, but Vivec froze it in the air, and it now houses dissident priests who protect secret information.


I remember that from Morrowind You sir, are awesome.
#32
There's was something about there being an alien base on the darkside of the moon, or something, that was a weird idea.
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